undeground holland-drugs , pimps and prostitutes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by zerosense, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. #1
    In Holland there are two legal things that are illegal in my country , drugs and prostitutes i cant see its a bad law, to keep us from such things.

    in Holland they have cafe's where you buy drugs and smoke , inject and snort them freely without any punishments! except the effects of the drugs. so ive come up with some cafe names

    starbucks-starsnuffs the home of all over priced shit
    mcdonalds- mccrackhouse the home of Ronald the heroin junkie
    super drug - super drug the home of cheap thrills

    prostitutes the heaven of all husbands who are under the thumb at home and are usually not getting any sex. just the idea of paying someone for sex is just sick , if you go for animals its free. just do what wales has done for years.
    as a quote from a bill byson book "i remember a time when men were men and sheep were nervous"

    pimps ...well i see no pimps in Holland. no cool pimps come from Holland. I mean most pimps from Holland are rich boys looking for cheap thrills and learning experience before moving onto the bigger shit like running starsnuffs.
    and i bet the interviews are awful for prostitutes "do you have big boobs" "erm yeah i suppose" "your hired"
    very awkward!
    Duece biggalo the European gigalo a pimp boat would be sutible for pimps in Holland seems its always flooding.


     
    zerosense, Jun 9, 2008 IP
  2. sun and kisses

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    this is an funny post haha
     
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    Drugs are not legal in Holland.... :)
     
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    LOL I'm laughing hard :D
     
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  5. dcristo

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    Something tells me your high right now.
     
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    lol

    man, have a break, maybe a small trip to Holland, smoke some joints, get laid and relax :D
     
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    I hope your joking about the shooting up bit as thats def not aloud.

    Even smoking weed outside is frowned upon and the maximum your aloud to carry is 5g of cannabis. Although i was buying much more than that:D
     
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  8. zerosense

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    joking about what????
     
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    snorting and injecting, its pot which is legal in the coffee shops. how you dont know this and live in holland is beyond me.
     
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  10. zerosense

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    i dont live in holland!

    lmao

    i live in england but ive been there and they were injecting them selves in the cafe i fort it was a little obscure
     
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    Anyone caught shooting up in a cafe would be carted off to the police believe me.
     
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  12. zerosense

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    well not in this cafe...........like it was in the corner he was with another man who was smoking bong!

    *a bong* lol
     
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    And when you said inject, snort them freely, you must be kidding as if your even seen talking to the shady dealers you get in deep doo doo.
     
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  14. zerosense

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    same in england .....u get in the way of the dealers you get killed !
     
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    Amsterdam is a great place though especially at christmas. Although the people are generally crazy and you have to watch yourself as there are some really rough parts.

    Fun place though and the cafes are brilliant albeit abit over-priced.
     
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    I'd love to visit Amsterdam someday.. I'm not big into drugs but have a few friends over that way so it'd make an interesting trip!
     
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    The nightlife is great, even if your not into drugs the pubs are pretty nice.

    At Christmas its a really beautiful place lit up like a European New York
     
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  18. zerosense

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    power lifer where are you from?????

    is prostitution right thou???
     
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