Lol Indian Matrimonial Advertisements

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    These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com. These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!


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    - Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

    Thanks

    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

    (Wut Homework?)

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    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold my hand forever !!!

    (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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    i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

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    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE

    1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

    2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

    3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

    TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    (all of us are loughing{laughing})

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    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik h ai the patner has a graduate ok

    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)

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    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

    (height of desperation! )

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    iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar. he was marred.

    (No comments)

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    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily . i divorced my first husband. hischaractor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …

    (but credit cards not accepted..???)

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    Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

    (Zebra..???)

    :D:D:D
     
    The Rock, Jun 5, 2008 IP
  2. saurabhj

    saurabhj Banned

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    lol.. That's Really Funny :D
     
    saurabhj, Jun 6, 2008 IP
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    skypeace Well-Known Member

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    hahaha :D .......
     
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    Games master Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!! LOL!! Where do you find these funny things? LOL! :D

    - GM :D
     
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  5. tasteblood

    tasteblood Guest

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    I can't stop it!!! LOL. LMAO! So Funny!!! :p:D:eek:
     
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  6. Simboy

    Simboy Peon

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    This thread rocks....

    This one is not posted by a girl. It's by a lamp.
     
    Simboy, Jun 7, 2008 IP
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    maverick123 Peon

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    It means next time when we want to hear nice jokes, we will refer Indian Matrimonial sites...:D
     
    maverick123, Jun 7, 2008 IP
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    Master_web Banned

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    the funniest one:D
     
    Master_web, Jun 7, 2008 IP
  9. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    Cool ads dude,from which site did u copy,i will like to see some more.
     
    getjimmy, Jun 7, 2008 IP
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    scubita Peon

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    see if you fit in one of them, hey jimmy? :D
     
    scubita, Jun 7, 2008 IP
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    manisht07 Peon

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    LOL.I cant stop laughing.

    I also want a girl who has no male in them.I am completely white as milk.I want girl who prefers to wear clothes out side also.I have one mother father completely married and i also want to be completely married.I want a girl who loves me like hell and will marry ok.:p
     
    manisht07, Jun 7, 2008 IP
  12. Simboy

    Simboy Peon

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    If you post this... You might be busted for copyright violation. LOL!
     
    Simboy, Jun 7, 2008 IP
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    atulperx Banned

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    hahahahah gr8 stuff , so dp members you can start searching for wifes on this site , so they can keep you laughing in whole life .:)
     
    atulperx, Jun 7, 2008 IP