How to ruin a web site

Make it look like myspace.

 

coloured scrollbars!!!11oneone

 

Have a picture of your favourite thing as a background. so in places its really hard to read the text

 

Ok I've got 50!

Thanks to all that have contributed.

The post will be published on June 2nd.

 

put a thousand popups...earn even if your site gets a couple of hits everyday

 

Do this, but resize and when the user tries to move into the browser, move it around their screen. That is always fun.

 

Make sure it reaches the front page of digg. And then make sure u treat us all

 

I wonder if that would actually work...

 

Naw, most all agencies cap it at 1 view per IP per day.

 

What about joining thousand popup ad companies and putting each ones ad there?

 

Try to modify/editing a PHP file without knowlege, that will not only ruin a website but may cause server downtime if you mess the code up.

 

Make it as stable as myspace.

 

That's the one I've seen often in the Lawn / Landscape industry.

And the site owners don't give a hoot, because they figure if they can see exactly where the inconspicuous doo-dad is, everybody else must see it too.

 

Force me to “enter"

 

True, another annoyance is being unable to use your back button because automatic refreshing tags try to keep you on site.

 

- Over-use of Flash
- Background music

 

haha...sounds like a blast from 1997 with everyone having shitty .midi files playing on their geocities and angelfire hosted pages.

 

have some silly things follwing your mouse cursor whereever you move it.

 

Javascript snow effects during the Christmas period

 

You can also insert few hundreds (even thousands) of pop ups which leads to streaming of your .avi movies