Newton's law of LOVE

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  1. #1
    ove can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
    one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



    first law:

    a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
    in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
    any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
    break the legs of the boy.



    second law:

    the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
    the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
    bank balance.



    third law:

    the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
    to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
     
    niitesh, May 26, 2008 IP
  2. Freewebspace

    Freewebspace Notable Member

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    Superb one!

    I really liked it!
     
    Freewebspace, May 26, 2008 IP
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    Algert Well-Known Member

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    wow ! great sense of humor !
     
    Algert, May 26, 2008 IP
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    Alokito Manush Peon

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    #4
    Nice one dude! :)
     
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    #5
    very funny(if you're a nerd)
     
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    #6
    These kind of jokes are popular with School Kids in India...
     
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  7. niitesh

    niitesh Active Member

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    well you seem to be the oldest out here always grumbling and fuming like my grand pa.
    :D
     
    niitesh, May 26, 2008 IP
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    #8
    Nice post thanks for sharing:)
     
    Kim-Webgirl, May 27, 2008 IP
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    wow. this is interesting. thanks for sharing. i like this newton law of love! haha
     
    jhuynh1026, May 27, 2008 IP
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    #10
    I have read this one earlier. But its damn funny. Makes me smile whenever I read this!! :D
     
    rockinfuture, May 29, 2008 IP
  11. niitesh

    niitesh Active Member

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    Thanks at least some people do appreciate it ,not like others just making some rude comments
     
    niitesh, May 29, 2008 IP
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    hahaha...
    that's cool :)
    i remembered my physics...
     
    e_joie, May 29, 2008 IP
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    #13
    Nice one I like this.This make me laugh......
     
    vijaymanglani, May 29, 2008 IP
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    niitesh Active Member

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    thanks i have some grat collection will be putting it up in some new threads as well
     
    niitesh, May 29, 2008 IP