a programmer joke: to cheer up your day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by spartax, May 21, 2008.

  1. #1
    Hi guys i found this practical joke this morning, and its make my day started with hahahaha alot... just wanna share the laugh with you, have a nice day...


    A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.

    "Sure," the programmer replies. "I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let's see Hell." So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. "Wow!" he exclaims, "Hell looks great! I'll take Hell!"

    Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. "Where's the beach? The music? The women?" he screams frantically to the angel.

    "That was the demo!!.." the angel replies as she vanishes.
     
    spartax, May 21, 2008 IP
  2. preyank

    preyank Banned

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    #2
    ROFL.. great one..
    keep posting
     
    preyank, May 21, 2008 IP
  3. Avatar Viper

    Avatar Viper Well-Known Member

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    #3
    haha :D :D :D
     
    Avatar Viper, May 22, 2008 IP
  4. Divisive Cottonwood

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    #4
    hmmm.... quite good I suppose...
     
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  5. Loonm

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    #5
    you should make the core of the joke in red color man
     
    Loonm, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #6
    it's funny, it made me recall of the same joke but only it has different scenario...
     
    spanish.ire, May 22, 2008 IP
  7. Korrupt

    Korrupt Well-Known Member

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    #7
    I read a similar one in which the angel said "It was just a screensaver" :p
     
    Korrupt, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #8
    as a programmer I found that quite funny :)
     
    dag.oyvind, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #9
    That was very funny! Thanks for sharing... :D
     
    web_hunk, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #10
    hahahaha that was funny... thanks for that lol
     
    itchyjr10, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #11
    "That was the demo!!.."
    hahahaha!!! that was funny...
     
    arcel, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #12
    :D
    I like it.. Very entertaining.. Thanks for sharing!
     
    mimm, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #13
    Very funny.....thanks
     
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    #14
    Ha ha ha ha Very Nice , That's why it is said do not go on outer looks alone .
     
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    #15
    haha nice joke :p
     
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    #16
    Nice one:p
     
    Sjoerd-pop, May 22, 2008 IP
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    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    #17
    This is an old joke, but it never failed to cause some laughter in me :)
     
    wisdomtool, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #18
    It might be old, but I have never heard it :)

    Nice post :)
     
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    #19
    Haha, a good classic :)
     
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    #20
    damn sux to be the programmer,, heaven is always better
     
    makelanguages, May 22, 2008 IP