http://www.kmov.com/localnews/stories/kmov_localnews_080519_ticket.cdf9a91.html I loled when I heard this on the radio in my car. It would have worked... if he wasnt so stupid.
I usually just take a dump in my pants and say I was rushing to get home before I had an accident. ...works every time!
That does work a lot of the time. One of my friends told a cop he had the flu and diarrhea and the cop even escorted him with his lights on.
Wow Crazy_Rob Nice idea i might try that next time I don't think the cops here in michigan would care if you craped your pants or not