Some Interesting Indian Jokes

not THAT great..!!

 

More mixed funny questions and answers :

1) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Ans : sita with ravan

3) Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

4) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

 

this one is great dude ....
hahahaha great please post some mre on sardarji?

 

Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai
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Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”.
Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “NEiTHER” are they
comfortable, “NOR” are we!
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Hope some more people share english or hindi jokes.

 

Last one is very funny

 

Some funny jokes in this thread. Thanks for sharing

 

first one was very funny
thanks mate for making me laugh

 

Nice jokes but I like last one joke which is good joke.

 

That was fantastic, really nice.