Young lady, I don't think it is a joke. Its a very serious problem. When you are ready to get help, just ask.
Because GOD said so, Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah: HE said this looooong before it happened.
Did you read the read red writing to be read? Or were you not ready to red rep the red reading writer for the read red writing, right?
I was almost a muslim. I read half the quran and stopped all my efforts. I had already read almost the whole of the Bible and was under the assumption that it was the same GOD until I read the quran. Once you see how detailed GOD is in the Bible, then gets just wordy in the quran you can tell it's not the same GOD. It's like your writings in this forum. We know how you think and where you stand, and that's cool. But if another forum had a sweetsara and the writing and point of view changed dramatically, we would know it's not you. Even if the person swore they were you!