Microsoft & its Tech support !!

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  1. #1
    A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
    Tech: What’s the problem?
    User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
    Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.
    User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.
    Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to re place it.
    User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
    10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
    is frustrated and fed up.
    Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but thereis an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
    User: I knew it!
    Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
    Let me know how it goes.
    10 minutes later.
    User: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.
    Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
    User: MS-DOS 6.22.
    Tech: That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you! the file. Let me know how it goes.
    1 hour later.
    User: I need a new power supply.
    Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
    User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
    started asking questions about the make of power supply.
    Tech: Then what did he say?
    User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE

    Chetan
     
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  2. rsrikanth05

    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    That shows how dumb most people are.
     
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  3. iWrite

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    #3
    Pretty much summarizes the average computer user.
     
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    Lol. Reminds me of the teachers at my school.
     
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    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of George Bush.
     
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    Nice, sounds like my ICT teacher
     
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  7. cchetanonline

    cchetanonline Banned

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    #7
    George Bush !!!
    How ?
    whats the incident ?
     
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    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    #8
    read this.
     
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    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Both of the posters are Indian, that one is Sujoy, this one is Chetan.
     
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    yea that right, they tech support is low
     
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    cchetanonline Banned

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    #12
    yes INDIAN guys :D
     
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    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    #13
    Did anyone read my post?
    P.S: Chetan, check your UserCP.
     
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    So what if they are Indians?
     
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    Nothing, it was just a response to Sujoy.
     
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    Response to what? posting the link??
    Anyways... you too seem to be an Indian !!!!
     
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    LOL Don :D
     
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