Blonde Car Accident!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by triphp123, Apr 27, 2008.

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    Blonde Car Accident​



    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!":D:D
     
    triphp123, Apr 27, 2008 IP
  2. FFTEX

    FFTEX Peon

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    #2
    HAHAHA. That's a good one.
     
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    #3
    i don't think this will win you any blonde fans but funny it is...
     
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  4. triphp123

    triphp123 Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Should i not mention that she was Irish,fat,muslim and lesbian either then?:D
     
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    #5
    What has her blonde hair to do with this lol
     
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    F--K Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Lols ... That was Funny.... :D TFS
     
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  7. Agent_Dweeb

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    #7
    Don't bring any of these into a funny thread like this.

    If you want, do it in the P/R forum.
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Apr 27, 2008 IP
  8. triphp123

    triphp123 Well-Known Member

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    #8

    ????????what????

    That was a humorous addition to the thread to the comment made!
     
    triphp123, Apr 27, 2008 IP
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    students-forum Well-Known Member

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    #9
    **yawns**...
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #10
    Ha ha this is hilarious :)
     
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    #11
    That was funny! ^_^
     
    sw3t_simplicity88, Apr 27, 2008 IP
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    #12
    so stupid I had to laugh so it was ok
     
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    #13
    Heard it before, still pretty funny though lol
     
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    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #14
    i still like blondes :p
     
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    #15
    lol thats funny....
     
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    #16
    That's funny, but I like blonds, are you saying that blonds are not intelligent :D
     
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    #17


    This is the best part :D:D LOL!​
     
    jackass2007, Apr 27, 2008 IP
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    #18
    LMAO.Very funny joke.Blondes are really fool :D
     
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    triphp123 Well-Known Member

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    #19
    LOL...no she didnt get caught did she!:D
     
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  20. gandelf(lordoftherings)

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    #20
    hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    so funnnnnnnnnnnnny
     
    gandelf(lordoftherings), Apr 28, 2008 IP