Caption - Pope and VP Cheney

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    Well, by the purpose of the P&R section, don't know how much more related to P&R it gets than the Pope and the VP. NOTE: SATIRE, in the interest of mutual conviviality. Not intended as a slam on the Pope or the VP, but an invite to all P&R regulars to let off some steam, as we've been on an enmity roll for quite some time. "Friends" and "enemies" - an invite to humor, not cross-attacks...

    This is a caption contest.

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    "Definitely - DON'T try the veal."

    Yours?
     
    northpointaiki, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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  2. ohmannomma

    ohmannomma Active Member

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    what you mean? ehhehe
    probably dick has a brown tongue since the pope is the OWNER of the america under state of war since 1933, as you can see from that tiny yellow drap on the american flag between the 2 morons..
     
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  3. northpointaiki

    northpointaiki Guest

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    Uh, yep, probably not quite the spirit I was shooting for...

    did you have a humorous caption?
     
    northpointaiki, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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    iWrite Peon

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    Pope Ben: Dick, your tie's crooked.

    Dick: So's your cross.
     
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    We can't keep meeting like this.
     
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    pizzaman Active Member

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    the good, the bad, where is the ugly? lol can't come up a better line for the ugly
     
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    britishguy Prominent Member

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    Hey, Pope do we use the same 'make up' girl?

    Your face is the same color as mine!
     
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    imad Peon

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    Pope: hey dick where is your flag pin? let me put it on for you
    Dick: your hands are fine as they are
     
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    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    "No! I won't hold your hand, Dick. G-d doesn't love you either."
     
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    ziya Well-Known Member

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    dick : "We need W-r "
    pope : "Dick dont come close, stay away "
     
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  11. lightless

    lightless Notable Member

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    Caption 1

    Give up. You are surrounded.

    Caption 2

    Pick your poison, SON.

    caption 3

    Pope: Dick, you should let God and Love into your heart

    Dick: No thanks. I've had four heart attacks already.
     
    lightless, Apr 21, 2008 IP
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    tarponkeith Well-Known Member

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    haha...

    I'm never eating KBR food again!
     
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  13. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    I was thinking of the Caption "The Saint and the Satan" but then I would be doing injustice to Bush.....

     
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    lightless Notable Member

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    #14
    Sure thing.

    here's two more captions

    Caption 1

    Politics+religion+patriotism makes for a good caption contest. [cheney+pope+american flag]

    Caption 2

    Pope: I'm with stupid.

    Dick: Yeah, i was with bush too.
     
    lightless, Apr 21, 2008 IP