Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1021
    Rumor has it, some people break their virgin when they are 60, 70, 90...years old!!!! So theres hope!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    Spider-Man Banned

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    #1022
    I voted: no chance.

    Any chance somebody can set up a Paypal donation fund for a hooker? You can't say Nintendo's not been trying, so this seems like the only option. Hey, if that US politician needed to pay $4k, I'll put the donation requirements of round $44k;)

    Yeah, this is actually true, I read in a newspaper a couple of weeks ago that two 93 year old men were arrested in Florida for trying to pick up a hooker. Maybe you can take a leaf out of their book?:p
     
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  3. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #1023
    OH, so you're NOT going for the record of oldest virgin? :D:D:D:D
     
    timsdd, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    #1024
    Hahaha - Oh! Yer.. you know my boss too... lol - she is awesome!
     
    scart3r, Apr 15, 2008 IP
  5. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1025
    I show up invisible laterly. Too many stalkers. :D
     
    Blogmaster, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    #1026
    Well.. you are Mikey.. it's understandable!
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1027
    Go to cpanel and read your rep. :)
     
    Blogmaster, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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  8. scart3r

    scart3r Notable Member

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    #1028
    Thank you Mr Search Feature guy :D
     
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  9. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #1029
    check it again! check it again!
     
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    #1030
    Hehe - funny funny :D
     
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  11. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #1031
    let's turn this into a thread that notifies Scart when she gets new rep.
     
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  12. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #1032
    when my parents first got the email my mom would call me right after she sent me one checking to see if I had received it! :D:D

    BTW someone's got new rep!
     
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  13. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1033
    Something tells me Nintendo has a better chance of getting laid than Cylon.. ;)
     
    Mia, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    Cylon Peon

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    #1034
    oh that is a low blow Mia. I am much more likely to hire a hooker than he is.
     
    Cylon, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1035
    Ah, that's what I mean...


    Ducking..;)
     
    Mia, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    clinton Well-Known Member

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    #1036
    um. if you don't mind my asking, how old are you?
     
    clinton, Apr 18, 2008 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1037
    Bartender: Oh hey Cylon, the usual for you and a Roofie Colada for the lady?
     
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    toycat Well-Known Member

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    #1038
    lol at going to a bunny ranch to do it. Why not? :p
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1039
    NIN would purposely forget his wallet and therefore would be rejected without an ID :D
     
    timsdd, Apr 19, 2008 IP
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    gauravgrt Peon

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    #1040
    I think one day it will happen for sure :)
     
    gauravgrt, Apr 19, 2008 IP