Favorite Movie Quotes

So folks, what are your favorite movie quotes?

It happens that from all the movies i watched, I can't take some of 'The Gladiator' quotes off my mind.

Here are some:

1- To my son I tell him I will see him again soon, to keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife: that is not your business.

2- Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

3- Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back.

4- My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.



and others...

That might sound stupid, but I even memorised these quotes.

 

here's my favorite quote:

'Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get...'
from the movie Forrest Gump.

 

"You will always remember that this is the day that you almost caught Capt. Jack Sparrow, savvy?"

- from Pirates of the Carribean

 

My favorite quote would have to be from the Anime movie Ghost In The Shell Innocence:

"No matter how far a jackass travels, it won't come back a horse." Batou


My other favorite quote is from Agent Smith, AKA Hugo Weaving in the Matrix Revolutions:

If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately ...Purposefully

 

"Where are you going tonite Jack?? Someplace Exotic!!!"

- Catch me If You Can

 

"With great power comes great responsibility"
- Uncle Ben (from Spiderman)

 

"There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it. "
William Wallace - braveheart

 

--Life is like a dance of Tango, If you tangled up then tango along (Scent of a woman)

-- Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. (Scent of a woman)
-- The day we stop looking, Charlie, is the day we die.

-- I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. (Forest Gump)

 

game over, man! game over. -- Lt. (??) Hicks, Aliens

 

I remembered another good one.

You know Jack!! Men are strong but tigers are STRONGER!!! ~Double Team

Not sure if name was jack.

 

Oooo... nnnnghhhh ... yesss ... yesss --- Jenna Jameson (any random title of hers LOL)

 

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
-- Clint Eastwood

Excerpt taken from Dirty Harry.

 

"Do not presume to know what is in my heart."

Elizabeth

and

"Here's Johnny"

The Shining

Please pardon my paraphrasing.

 

What we do in life, echo's in eternity - That is SO true from Galdiator.

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very bright - Bladerunner (one of my all time fave films)

Will you shut up you annoying miniture beast of burden - And Yeah I'm a flying talking donkey FOOL - Both from one of my other all time favourites Shrek

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? - another fav film, 'It's a wonderful life

FINALLY (and I had to look this up as I couldn't remember the exact scipting of it)

Let me set the scene for those who have not seen the film. Connor is an immortal, he will live forever. He is in his first life in 1500's He is a Scot living in the highlands of Scotland. He has found true love in his wife heather, but she has grown old while he remains young. She is now old and grey and on her death bed, and the pain he feels is tearing him apart. These are their parting words to each other.

Will you do something for me, Connor?
What, lass?
In the years to come, will you light a candle...
and remember me on my birthday?
Aye, love. I will.
I wanted to have your children.
They would have been strong and fine.
Don't see me, Connor.
Let me die in peace.
Where are we?
We're in the highlands.
Where else?
Running down a mountainside.
The sun is shining.
It's not cold.
You've got your sheepskins on...
and the boots I made for you.
Good night, my bonny Heather.

That is the scene from probably my alltime favourite film. And the scene is very sad

 

highlander was awesome, too bad the sequels sucked oh so bad.

 

"Wanna do something fun?...Wanna go to Taco Bell?"

"I can't go to Taco Bell! I am on an all-carb diet! God Karen you are so STUPID. No one understands me."

 

Dude, Where's My Car?:
"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
"So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"
"Dude!" What does mine say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"
"Dude!" What does mine say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"
"Dude!" What does mine say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"
"Dude!" What does mine say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"
"Dude!" What does mine say?"
"Sweet!" What about mine?"

Nevermind...that's not my favorite quote.

 

That movie had some great movie quotes; that'd bring a tear to anyone's eye:

[as Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt]
Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too.

Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks.

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude.

 

“Where ones treasure is there also is his heart.”
Bette Davis
“If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.”

“When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.”

“Three years ago I was forty... forty! Four-oh! That slipped out. Now I suddenly feel as if I've taken all my clothes off.”

“Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.”

 

My name's Bill, and my name's Ted, and together, we are excellent! wowowowow