Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

This is just scary.

 

A raincoat like this one



Buffalo

Looks like the trend is on!

 

Nah, just the raincoat and sunglasses. I went on my first date like that. It worked a charm! Trust me, i know what I'm doing.








PS: edit- (Surprise date)

 

I think we just started a new thread. http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=7373468#post7373468

 

Soooooo... has everyone run out of questions? It looks like this thread has worked and everyone is too busy getting laid. Excellent!

 

Now that you guys changed your avatars my post doesn't make sense anymore...

 

I don't know. My face and that rabbit are quite disturbing.

 

How important are drugs when you

talk to a girl for first time
get her attention
make a good conversation
make her feel more comfortable
make her feel I am there for her to listen to her
ask her out
move to her house
<<<End of part 1>>>

p.s. drug in not as hard ones, but normal ones. I mean natural..

Thanks mightyb

 

how do you know it is a rabbit if it has no head?


What is the best way to die?

 

By cutting off your head. http://robertlindsay.blogspot.com/2007/08/russian-neo-nazi-beheading-video.html

Or I might suggest one of these too:

 

What does it mean when a girl gives me a blow job and it feels like sand paper and my wang looks like a wood block?

Is a girl hinting when she licks her lips, does that mean she wants me to buy her diner?

Do girls have different peepees than guys?

Can I scratch my head when I'm around girls? If not, which one?

 

btw, after you have answered my question, I would like to ask who are those ladies in the avatar btw

 

Do you think Hooters is a good place to bring a first date?

 

how do I get to have sex with a hooters girl?

and how do I get out of a situation like this:

 

^ No escape from that... pedobear NEVER gives up



sowee mightybee for answerin one of your questions

 

digitalduke

talk to a girl for first time ---- Girl: Hey! Sorry, have you got time? You: Yooooooo... Plentyyyyy....
get her attention ---- Girl: Oh... *confused* Don't worry... You: Do you like colours?
make a good conversation ---- Girl: Hmmm... *confused* what? You: Like... Purple? Haze? Blue? I like colours!
make her feel more comfortable ---- Girl: *uncomfortable* Listen, I need to go... You: WAIIITTT!!!! I was only just beginning to appreciate the texture of the top you are wearing...
make her feel I am there for her to listen to her ---- Girl: *runs* You: I think I love you!!!
ask her out ---- You: Wanna go out for a baguette or something? Like food and stuff...
move to her house ---- You: Oh... shes gone... I bet she has food at her house... I need to move in with her... I need to... What I was thinking about again? Hmmm... *toke* *toke* *toke*...

Cylon

Do rabbits have heads?

On the toilet from heart attack after teasing one out.

clinton

What does it mean when a girl gives me a blow job and it feels like sand paper and my wang looks like a wood block? It means you are being visited by creapy crawlies for being a fool who does not wrap his tool.

Is a girl hinting when she licks her lips, does that mean she wants me to buy her diner? No, she probably just finished eating a doughnut and would probably be too stuffed for dinner.

Do girls have different peepees than guys? No, My girlfriend is from Thailand and hers is bigger than mine.

Can I scratch my head when I'm around girls? If not, which one? Yes, hers.



digitalduke

The avatar ladies? No idea. This is what I do. I run up to random girls, quickly take a picture before they know what hit them and run away. Then I go to DP and pretend like I'm very popular with women.

bogart

Yea, they pay good salary there and your date can bring free food back home.

Cylon

While waiting for your order drill a glory hole in the table and pretend like nothing has happened. When they bring your food point at your shlong and ask them to wipe that strange object from the table.


Situation? You being that girl, bear or a rabbit?


vibinhari

Too late, I can't recall that free fertiliser I mailed to you.

 

If she was eating my dougnuts, she owes me more than dinner.

 

Hey B, what do you think about this thread: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=269144

Personally I think that if it was real and he sold out he would have got laid quite a bit since then.....dumbass.

 

You need to join the Hoboken NJ Police Swat Team and have access to automatic weapons.