Yeh kya bol raha hai? * Just kiddin mitcharr... you are obviously right but, no harm done.. just passing on a few (albeit Indian) laughs *Translation: "What is he saying "
Hey oldmentor I liked your jokes. Also please submit jokes for english speaking people who are from outside India. Me too searching jokes.
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counsil: ur name pathan:sher khan counsil: sex pathan: 6 times a week counsil: no i mean male or female pathan: Both male and female sometimes donkey, dogs, chicken counsil: man i'snt that hostile pathan: horse style, dog style, any style counsil: Oh my dear pathan: Deer! no deer, they ran so fast what is about itheheheh
One more joke for non-hindi members : A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
Another Funny Joke in English : Chiman's son and two of his friends were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, 'My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can bowl a 90-kmph fast ball and run and catch it just after it crosses the wickets at striker's end!' One of the other boys said, 'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot a bullet from his gun and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the bullrt hits the bulls eye!' Chiman's son said, 'Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 5:00 he gets home at 4:00!'
nice this is turning out to be a juicy jokes thread plus some nice ones in english too... will give to my friends..I am sure they will love this....
Some More English Jokes.... *************************************************************** While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there. "Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less Tv." *************************************************************** Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Sardarji replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Sardarji tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Sardarji says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" ***************************************************************
Thts really funny!! I know hindi, because my friend helped me in learning that!! But these jokes, wow awesome!! keep sharing
More funny Jokes in Hindi : ******************** Santa and Preeto was in Bus. Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadmi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai. Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai. *************************************** Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye. Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki. Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.