Smoking Drinking is.....

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    A software engineer was smoking.

    A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

    He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
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    Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

    Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
     
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  2. gauravgrt

    gauravgrt Peon

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    Thats nice one, i liked it :)
     
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    #3
    This is a nice joke:),thanks for sharing.
     
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    #4
    I use to drink and smoke everyday..and its cool but i guess i should stop it, i want to live a healthy life.
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #5
    Ha ha those are funny says ....
     
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    #6
    hahahaha that was funny....software engg one!!
     
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #7
    Point noted,i will use this same comment also,haha.
     
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    oldmentor Banned

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    #8
    lol... that's really funny.
     
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    #9
    Thanks for giving the warning idea :D
    I will surely use it ;)
     
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    lol nice ones
     
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    #11
    Sure funny!!!
    Smoking warning for software engineers "Will show fatal error on your body!!"
     
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    I guess I need to re-think my outlook on life.
     
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    Good. And when the errors starts to show up, it will be too late for any damn engineer to fix it up.
     
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    Fatal Error
     
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    LOL good one. I even turn on php notices so my code is 100% buggless.
     
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    #16
    yoga can teach you cool styles and positions :p
     
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    will show warnings on your body and a fatal error if the warnings aren't' taken seriously:D
     
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    #18
    First was awesome :)
     
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    #19
    above is very old joke. I heard it before 4-5 years, the second one is also amazing............. :)
     
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