A 100% Noob that needs help

I am sorry for being a pure noob, but can someone give me some info for Azoogle.

What is CPA, EPC and Revenue? Call me retarded, but I don't know what to use these for. I will be happy to buy an e-book for getting started in Azoogle. Any help appreciated ..

 

Did you ask google your questions yet?

 

simple explanations

cpa - cost per action
epc - earnings per click
revenue - money earned

 

I gottz this awwesome e-bboook for azoooogle its tellsss you all the secret to makin millionss. Its only $997

But if you PM me in the next 15 Min. I will take a 9 off of 997 so you will pay only $97 that is a great deal.
No review copies.



No but for serious you don't need an e-book there is plenty of info on the net for free. Just don't be lazy and find it.

 

As lazy as I am, this post was one of the ways for me to find MORE resources that I might have missed. Anyways, I found some nice links, thanks guys!

 

If you don't know what "revenue" means, I doubt this whole internet thing will work out well for you. But hey, there's always McDonald's.

 

Sir... I would like to buy one of ur $997 e-books, if u will kindly buy one of my $9997 e-books.

LOL... Please pull up to the 2nd window...

Would you like fries or onion rings with that diss you just ordered?

By the way, how creepy is this picture below of Ronald McDonald as a baby? I hate clowns

 

Thanks for the comments guys , I saw them coming.

 

I wanna a review copy first sir

 

Hi. I was referred here by Google when searching for CPA, EPC, and revenue. Odd - bizarro world. An idiot found a retard post.

 

Look what I have started!!!!

 

Holy shit . This gives me another idea though....