Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

I always felt that Pluto was unworthy of it's status as a planet. I was happy to hear of it's demotion.

 

What's our very energetic mother going to serve us now? Answer me that. Just answer me that.

 

Any advice how to hook up with these girls?

 

mightyb, whenever i see a women, i always seem to picture her naked. Is that normal ??

 

Why do i feel all girls hate males and don't trust any of them? Does this mean all girls are lesbians?

 

Me too!!
Exactly the same!! And far from normal

 

Yes, i can!

As long as you can go without ejeculating prematurely.

Take her shopping.
The 1s that they swallow and the ones that they spit back out at you... Oh... its kisses we are talking about...
Brush your teeth with a dead chicken for a month and it would not matter.
I don't know, too poetic for me.

According to the latest Wave Structure of Matter (WSM) and Spherical Standing Wave Interactions theory, none.

Are you serious? That's sick man! Feed her rabbit excrement instead.

He is with me, il let you know when im done

Cocaine, plenty of it. Especially with Rachel McAdams. She was born in 1976 right?

Absolutely!

Yes, pretty much. Apart from those with long fingernails. You just need to find them

 

Mightyb, an emo girl has a crush on me. I absolutly hate emos.

What should i do?

 

Tickle her and she will stay away from you. Its a shame though. Emo girls are best in bed. They don't ask you for your number in the morning. They ask you for your Livejournal.

 

Cocaine to hook up with them... WTF

 

Hi mightyb,

I tried to trick buffy into 4 years of unbridled sexual ecstasy (for me anyway) by letting her think the world was going to end in 2012 but through my own stupidity she has cottoned on that its not true. Can I salvage something from this or are my dreams in tatters?.

 

Will Wile E. Coyote ever get the roadrunner?

 

this thread is so random.

 

Why 4 years? Girls like it when you last 20 seconds or less. You should have went for something a bit more short term.

Sexually? Yes!

You obviously did not follow my advice correctly. My advice never fails. What you should do now is go after her best friend or her sister. Or even better her mother. She will soon get very jealous and try to get you herself. I do this to my exes i want back. It works like a charm.

 

Actually mikey , what mightyb suggested really works!

Once I wanted to hangout with a girl and I finished dating her grandmother and the result was astonishing ... she proposed me for marriage

 

Yeah might be he likes you so so much

 

What turns girls on more: my ability to eat 6 taco bell burritos or my ability to burp the alphabet?