The Worlds Shortest Fairytale!

I just got this in an email from my soon to be mother in law.

Do you think she's trying to tell me something?


The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

 

Think I'll go tell that to my 4 year old daughter right now! even the "never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass" part

 

Haha maybe re-phrase it though...

 

DON'T. Let the kids know what the world is all about, you'll only waste their time if you don't tell them beforehand since they'll spend lots of it trying to figure out.

IT

 

Well, I might have to re-tell the story because they won't understand.

 

And this is a fairy tale? And i thought it was the life story of my neighbour...

 

sound interesting for a short tale

 

nice fairy tale !..... its more like a fact ... keep posting such stuff !.. i love reading it !

 

I enjoyed very much your fairytale!!!

 

i like your fairytale also & its excellent

 

So that moral is....

 

Stay single and be happy!

All that being said I'm hoping to get married this year after putting it off for the last 2.

 

this is the first time I can memorize the whole story!
i feel special now haha