Do i hold a record for the shortest relationship?

Tonight i meet a chick who i was sorta tapping now and then. Turns out she is really into me. So we decide to become a unit and start going out. We have this 2 hour talk about trust and commitment. I give her a kiss before i go to the bar and when I'm back she is pulling another bloke lmao. Wev been together for 20 minutes lol

Quite disappointing really... I guess i can post pictures of her boobs without feeling guilty

-edit-

off to bed now, can't be bothered waiting for replies. Be back tomorrow with a hangover

 

Haha lol, maybe she was really looking at the other guy during that whole talk

 

rofl such a douche.

 

may be se was looking for her customer
i mean no offence , but this could be a possibilty
because a normal girl woudn't do that

 

erm right, gutted mate.

I know someone who only had a relationship for a few minutes, he asked her out, they kissed, they broke up for some reason. Was weird if you ask me...:/

 

what dose the word "relationship" means in your dictionary ?

 

Nice story! Awaiting the photos

 

PM me more info and "screenshots" haha
why the "edit" man?

well maybe she cant refresh memory after each gulp/sip/cup

 

maybe she was trying to setup "the menage"...good for her, bad for you.

 

go for it!

 

Did she utter a word during those two hours ? If yes, she probably had her fingers crossed behind her back.

If no, uhmm well...the signs were obvious

 

May be she had a bet with someone that she would make you kiss her!!!!So she made that drama.
Anyway I am waiting to see her boobs ,will see without feeling guilty

 

i am also waiting for her booby...

 

Correction - boobies - Well at least I hope she has two

 

Sorry to hear about that Mighty B....maybe your not mighty after all (KIDDING )

 

We're all waiting to see the pics of her boobs!

 

Did i read the word boobs? LOL

 

Wow that really is a short relationship. Just be happy that you got rid of her this fast

 

I had a 30 second relationship before. I asked her out and then we were making out... I guess I put my thumb on her boob accidentally when I was trying to hold her side (she was kind of short) and she pushed me away and broke up with me.

 

Did someone said Booble in here???
Someone pointed out right, what's the relationship in your dictionary. But i still think you may consider this your little relationship

L O L!!

Edit: post her images maybe you all are talking about the same girl LOL!