So today is my birthday...

No, but hopefully that kid got CRUSHED!

 

I'm so immature, Free Willy still makes me laugh (the title)

 

so they have internet access in the wild?

 

Haven't you seen the commercials?

 

ha-ha that's great.

I knew it, it's official Cylon is a crack whore

 

The ones at petting zoos aren't sad. They are pissed off. I've never seen so many small angry animals in one place my whole life.

 

I just saw them (NOFX) on Saturday...and man did they suck!

 

Did you know Hall & Oates are still touring?

 

Yes, as a matter of fact I did know that. They were here this Winter.

I would have gone...but I heard they only play their new stuff. Buncha BS!!!

 

If I wanted to hear their new stuff I'd buy it.

 

At least I share some good company. Enter Amy and Whitney

 

They are not my style by a long shot, I like the name for some reason though



I got vibrating slippers from my wife for my BD...she just remembered she bought them for me. I says...once again, something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Whatever couples do to spice up their marriage is none of my business.

 

it was a very happy birthday IN DEED

 

It means 'No F'n Straight Edge!'

Something I've always been against. :|

A gift for herself....when you put your foot UP HER ARSE! YEAH!

 

that's like giving a chocolate covered laxative to your sports opponent, tastes good, less filling.

 

I have no idea what [that] means

I should have left it with H/U, but NO, I had to draw attention to myself like a slipper whore and reply to his cmt.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge

 

so no Dew then

it rings a bell now...i forget where I heard about it the forst time but I won't forget again!

 

Just remember, they are for your f-e-e-t!