My new religion The religion of MY future! :) The almighty god PAPERCUP

THAT CUP DOES NOT COUNT!
oh paper cup my eyes!!!!!!

 

Prophet, may I suggest that all women of the Paper Cup be made to wear large paper cups to cover their visage? Or, is that restricted to Paper Cuppers in the Middle East?

 

That does not apply to those infidel white paper cups. Only the Yellow Paper Cup is the true god, and only he decrees the wearing of Cupkras.

 

Jackuul, it's really ironic because you call the white paper cups infidels when it was indeed you Yellows that branched out from our faith and then started using paper cups to drink alcohol. I personally believe in the Brown Paper Cup, however I acknowledge that the white Cup was the first to come down into our factories and save our lives.

All hail the paper cup. And bless our holy prophet Germz (P.B.U.H).

Btw, what's our holy scripture going to be called?

 

Cupran. Cupora. And the Cuple.

 

I am all for this religion, however I believe if anyone who doesn't worship paper cups (pbuh), publishes or depicts any paper cup (pbuh), then that infidel should be beheaded & the wrath of the almighty paper cup god (pbuh) shall fall upon the infidel.

Also if it is known that an infidel is drinking from a paper cup (pbuh) then all paper cup (pbuh) worshippers should riot & burn the town down in which the infidel drank from the paper cup.

 

Bah damn it. This paper cup religion is not the true cup religion.

I'm starting a western steel cup congregation, for those, whose faith in the mighty cup is as strong as steel.

All Hail

 

lightless! FOR YOUR EVIL DEEDS YOU WILL BE LIGHT.. LESS!!!!!
The papercup shall send you to the evil realms of the plastic cup to wander for all eternity and to burn forever! Just like the plastic cup.
Today the paper cup has sent a new message to his divine preacher, and he says as following:

MY CHILDREN! Why must you make miniature gods of me!? Why must you call the supreme god the yellow paper cup or the brown paper cup! But I say to thee I am nor brown or yellow or red I am colorless! Ye shall adore only the Paper Cup it doesn't matter what color I am! You my children shall have life with the paper cup, but all of you who follow the plastic cup shall only perish and die! And your children will live in famine as I shall send the plagues from deep within the earth!

That is all.

 

lol - haven't been here in awhile and look what i miss out on

 

THE ANTI-CUP HATH ARRIVED!

 

Whether by coincidence or divine Paper Cup intervention I have happened upon this thread. I am deeply moved and now realize that the Paper Cup is what I have been missing all my life. Before the Paper Cup, life was meaningless as I drifting along with little to no moral values. I feel as though the Paper Cup is calling out to me. It is saying "Rebecca..Rebecca...Rebecca!!!" I am ready to convert now, but am concerned because I do not drink alcohol. Does the Paper Cup approve of any other conversion ceremony beverages?

 

Convert to the Anti-Cup! Hedonism and Whatever you want to do-ism!

 

I thought I read somewhere that the Anti-Cup will bring us peaceful drinking for 7 years, but then the Paper Cup will return and throw us all in a lake of fire to burn for all eternity because he loves us so much? Are you trying to confuse me?

 

Ritual To obtain favour of the Anticup

Fill the anticup with black blood .... uh .... i mean coffee, in the middle of the night and place it in the cupboard,while cupping your hands and chanting the anticup's name.
[Simultaneous Destruction of a paper cup will give you special bonuses, We recommend Fire]

SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER: Get 15% off at your next purchase of anticup merchandise, if you perform the ritual within 3 hours.

 

This is cool as long as there are no papercup following extremeists that do terrorism.

 

Well nice of you to bump this thread..anyway.Is papercups an Official religion??
I was wondering..

 

Awesome. Paper cup is the way to go people. It's the future. All hail the almighty.

 

You can never tell. There are people out there that are ready to worship almost anything.

 

I might be in the market for a new religion, but I'm shopping carefully this time. The last one had 10 Commandments, and a few of 'em were darned inconvenient, cause for one thing my neighbors wife is kinda hot. Besides, I cant remember that many. How many paper cup commandments are we talkin here?