Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #61
    You can ask her nicely first and if it does not work there is a good method called waterboarding.
     
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    #62
    LOL this thread made me laugh so hard!!!

    I have 1 question mightyb:

    How do I find the G-spot?
     
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    #63
    Its located around 2.5 inches into your wallet. Stimulate with credit card for a maximum effect.
     
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    #64
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    #65
    LMAO @ THIS DUDE Nice info :)
     
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    #66
    so everyone will shut up, some girl from the DP should just go rap him or something. That should make him feel better.
     
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    #67
    Can you tell me how to pick up a girl in a lesbian bar?
     
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    #68
    why do all lesbians have short hair?
     
    Cylon, Feb 28, 2008 IP
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    #69
    Why is that? :D
     
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    #70
    wouldn't you like to know.

    how do I get my escort girlfriend to agree to videotape us making love?
     
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    #71
    Pick one with long fingernails. She will defenetely be single. Then comes the hard bit of having a sex change.

    Upstairs or downstairs?

    Stick or carrot approach. She lets you film her with your carrot or she gets a stick.
     
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    #72
    Do all prostitues have diseases?
     
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    #73
    Love juice makes them immune to all deceases including cancer and that thing that superman has that makes him valnurable around kryptonite. This might be hard to believe but trust me, i know my stuff. Go have unprotected sexy time with a ho and youl be fine.
     
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    #74
    OMG LOL I thought he was being serious with this thread but then I can't stop laughing. hahaha good one! ;)
     
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    #75
    mightyb, what is the smartest thing to say if you farted on a date ??
     
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    #76
    "Hydrogen peroxide's chemical formula is H2O2. When it comes into contact with silver, the silver acts as a catalyst. The reaction frees the extra oxygen atom to produce water. My ass on the other had just produced some carbon monoxide!"

    Will probably be the smartest thing to say.
     
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    #77
    a friend of mine who happens to be female gets home at 5:06pm everyday. Then she takes a shower and changes clothes. I like to watch through the window when she changes.

    Will I ever find true love?
     
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    #78
    Where is the best place to go on a first date? Red Lobster or Chillees?
     
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    #79
    thanx mightyb I feel so safe now :)
     
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    #80
    Cylon

    I think this is coming from way back. Have you been emotionally scared by a female during an accident that happened on 5:06PM in the shower when you were a kid? May the force be with you young Cylon! When a it comes to true love... a wise man once said... Love... is a motherfucker! I suggest you get a puppy.

    McDonald's
     
    mightyb, Mar 4, 2008 IP