I need $500 in 1 week any ideas?

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  1. microtekblue

    microtekblue Well-Known Member

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    #21
    Ofcourse there is, and after it catches on fire a magical bunny rabbit pops out and dances around and sings the fairy song.
     
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    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    #22
    btsx wanna bet on that virus thing?
     
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    Austars Active Member

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    #23
    Wanna bet?? How about you try searching in google and educate yourself a bit so you don't sound like an idiot. Reformat your hard drive, your computer won't catch fire, LOL:rolleyes:
     
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    hav0c Notable Member

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    #24
    Maybe you should get some brains or a new friend if you've happened to become infected with the "virus" that the two of you have created.

    I nominate this, as one of the funniest (or worst) threads of '08. The day that a virus causes a computer to catch on fire, will make the Y2K "bug" sound like it could've really happened.
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #25
    How does a virus destroy hardware again?
     
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  6. jasonxxx102

    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    It runs every process on the computer simultaneously and it overheats the processor thus melting the heatsink and setting the computer on fire. Not a raging inferno just smoke and it basically melts the hardware
     
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    #27
    install linux and fix it for free ... cpu's catching on fire ... right ... what a waste of a thread. Just ask for advice on making cash and stop BSing everyone to think "poor guy just needs a computer".
     
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  8. Austars

    Austars Active Member

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    #28
    Can I see some video evidence please? Also, if it will truly run all processes and cause a fire or whatever, just reformat your computer before it does so! Its really not that complicated. Even give this a try if you want, you won't get any more viruses like that: www.ubuntu.com
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #29
    LOLLL You must upload this to youTube
     
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    microtekblue Well-Known Member

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    #30
    In most Mobo settings, in the bios, there is a safety feature which monitors the CPU, and if the cpu gets too hot then the system will shutdown or restart, thus resetting the simultaneous processes that may be running.

    Anyhow, just restart your comp man. It makes no sense what you are saying.
     
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    id like the source code if possible... ill pay you after you send it just post a price. and i surley doubt it will work -_-
     
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    #32
    Written all in PHP. ;)

    Of course, this is a useless post which references to the movie, Doomsday being released on 3-14-08, to add to the humor.
     
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    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    #33
    Im uploading the vid to youtube now
     
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    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    Ok email me SecureWebDev ill send you the code my email is
     
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    sure just make sure its not in .exe format ;)
     
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    khaledmahmudshams Peon

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    #36
    borrow from a friend.
     
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    eng152 Banned

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    #37
    Sell domains, web sites, some thing in ebay
     
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    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    ok lol its in notepad I will have directions on how to put it together will you pay for it?
     
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    #39
    Just wanna get my name on this thread as it will be rated "most stupid" or "most funny" for sure :)
    *format c:/u*
     
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    #40
    send me the program in .txt if it works ill pay you $10
     
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