Nicaraguan girls are pretty aggressive Ninno, take a plane to San Jose Costa Rica and we drive up there to meet your future wife.
I think Nintendo has a better shot of landing a wife out there than getting laid. After getting married he can watch some movies to figure out what he has to do to get a Nintendo Jr.
well good match 85% match % according to love calculator buut nintendo still need to work things out.. will he succeed? From love calculator note: "Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Nintendo and Night Owl has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc."
mutated video game console system with intelligence that can talk and walk and type kidding. umm here: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/member.php?u=2089