My new religion The religion of MY future! :) The almighty god PAPERCUP

I have created my new religion! It was given to me in an idea by the angel Shawn owner of the DP forums in one of his threads!
So I now worship the all powerful all mighty PAPER CUPS!


The mighty leader of my small little world.


Everyone needs paper cups in their life, or they have at least used a paper cup once! But you leave the paper cup and throw it away... you should keep the paper cup, as the paper cup is only used when needed and then thrown away. That is not how life should be. Life should be full of paper cups of love.

 

I laugh at your so called god.
He is a fragile weakling who can be crushed by the hands of mere mortals.

 

Hey... that sounds cool, how do I convert? And, do you induct former atheists? Also, is there a money-back guarantee? PM details please... No MB or E-Gold.


And wait.... you're the first dude to preach about Paper Cup, so I guess that makes you our prophet.

NOTE TO ALL: Germz is now officially the Paper Cup Prophet, so any portraits, photographs, caricatures etc. depicting or resembling him OR the Paper Cup will lead to one thing.... RIOT.

 

Actually I see the logic of the Paper Cup God. Humanity is as fragile as the paper cup, and throwing it away is like throwing away your own humanity.

Cute.

 

I'm more into plastic cups actually...

 

Take care my cup worshipping friends.

The Anti-Cup is rising in the east

and the "big red hot cup" is perverting the minds of faithful everywhere.

BEWARE !

 

Your god, paper cups are sometimes used to take a quick piss in.

 

You guys are Crazy!!!

 

Thank you children of the paper cup!

You convert by buying a paper cup and putting candles around it, you pour some coca cola in the cup and leave it around the candles. You go and drink exactly 4 beers and one quarter and the almighty paper cup shall speak his unlimited all-powerful knowledge to our puny human minds. You drink the 4 beers in white paper cups or else you have sinned against the almighty one.

The almighty paper cup has an enemy, his old friend, the plastic cup and the rules of this evil king are the following:

-Destroy humanity
-Destroy the habitat of animals
-Store large amounts of water for a long period of time.

And the good god paper cup sends you to the plastic cup's world if you do not obey his precious commands or else the paper cup shall send his only son, the shot cup to sacrifice himself to forgive our sins.


The prophet has spoken!

 

My paper cup God says your paper cup God is an infidel! He decrees that the Shot Cup is false, and that he is the one true Paper Cup God!

 

How might I properly blaspheme your paper cup god?

 

victims of blasphemy



The inverted paper cup is the sign of the vile anti-cup.

 

That seems too easy. I think it should be a lifelong denial of the paper cup as god.

 

That's who was talking to me when I used those paper cup phones as a kid.

 

THOU SHALT DRINK OF MY WATER! FOR HE WHO DOES SHALT TRUELY BE BLESSED BY MY CUPY GOODNESS! Cupeticus 9:10

 

i saw that cup here before...it is definitely filled with love lol

 

Thank goodness I can read a link before it is posted. I'm not sure if that kind of filth is allowed on DP.