Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #41
    ZeroCapacity

    For a Troll nail clippings and hair is enough for basic desires. You don't need a woman!

    buffalo

    I'm here to give quality, professional advice to others and not answer questions about my sexual preferences. i love hamsters

    bogart


    You need to show her who the man is on early stages. She should call you first.

    If you need phone numbers use yellow pages. And its better to leave a bar with a small but noticeable erection. Girls will follow.

    StephenGM

    Slim fast... they love it! Make sure you wink when you give it to them.

    Cylon

    20 to 30 layers of condoms and I'm sure you will get there.
     
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    mark123456 Peon

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    #42
    mightyb
    what's the best way to hook up with more than 2 girls at once:p
     
    mark123456, Feb 19, 2008 IP
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    Cylon Peon

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    #43
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    think this is enough?
     
    Cylon, Feb 19, 2008 IP
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #44
    OMG :eek:
    That will only last like a month dude
     
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    Dondon2d Peon

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    #45
    Based on experience? :p
     
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  6. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #46
    Join a cheer leading squad, Pretend you are gay and get close to the chicks. Gain their trust until they start letting you into the changing rooms. When they least expect it take them by surprise and bang as many as you can before they run away.

    Wooow! But what a waste!
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #47
    mightyb - In your opinion how do you ask a girl for sex? :D
     
    Shazz, Feb 19, 2008 IP
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    Pinup Girl Notable Member

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    #48
    lol. crazy thread

    i have one question.

    Why i only find stupid guys? the the ones that i like are gay! i feel atracted by gay mens! oh noes
    lol
    anyway..thats true. lol again
     
    Pinup Girl, Feb 19, 2008 IP
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    mark123456 Peon

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    #49
    My school doesn't have cheerleaders and gaining trust takes too long..i thought you were a "guru" lol...I need better tips than those...hook me up with some quick, easy methods to orgies with sexy bitches:p
     
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    Dondon2d Peon

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    #50
    Lmao, sounds more like a sorority boy to me.

    *cough* It's because I'm only at home.
     
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  11. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #51
    Shazz

    Ask? Nah. Just do it.

    ingridk

    My advice for you is that you should catch a plane to London, jump on a train to Cambridge, get into University Arms Hotel after midnight room 128. Undress and handcuff yourself to the bed. This will obviously enlighten you spiritually and you will find answers to all your questions within your soul.

    DISCLAIMER: Actual experience may vary
     
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    #52
    Location: Cambridge

    I smell something fishy..
     
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    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #53
    mightyb i am almost crying laughing at your posts. Top thread man.

    @cylon, you are small. Your penis is almost as small as your rep bars :D Get more rep and it will grow :D

    @mightyb

    i like this girl at work. we are friends. what next?
     
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    mightyb Banned

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    #54
    Volvo, wiping your kid's asses, BBQs with your mother in law, arguments about who is taking a dog to the vet's and sex every half a year...







    Hmmm... i have a feeling i missed something out.
















    Ohhhh... and... Spending x-mass with her family where the only person that you actually like is her little 2 year old cousin just because he can not yet speak.
     
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    Cylon Peon

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    #55
    now do you mean my penis is the actual size of my rep bar, like 1", or do you mean my penis is 9/11ths of the average size of a penis, like my rep bar is 9/11 full?
     
    Cylon, Feb 19, 2008 IP
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #56
    The god has spoken! :)
    5 Star thread
     
    Shazz, Feb 21, 2008 IP
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    j_o Well-Known Member

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    #57
    ahaha great thread got a great laugh + rep
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #58
    Hello Tom Leykis, I'm a 30 year old virgin! Is there something wrong with me!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Feb 25, 2008 IP
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    #59
    No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. My dad is 50 and he is still a virgin.
     
    mightyb, Feb 26, 2008 IP
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    #60
    How do I make a virgin Bahama Mama drink?
     
    bogart, Feb 26, 2008 IP