ZeroCapacity For a Troll nail clippings and hair is enough for basic desires. You don't need a woman! buffalo I'm here to give quality, professional advice to others and not answer questions about my sexual preferences. i love hamsters bogart You need to show her who the man is on early stages. She should call you first. If you need phone numbers use yellow pages. And its better to leave a bar with a small but noticeable erection. Girls will follow. StephenGM Slim fast... they love it! Make sure you wink when you give it to them. Cylon 20 to 30 layers of condoms and I'm sure you will get there.
Join a cheer leading squad, Pretend you are gay and get close to the chicks. Gain their trust until they start letting you into the changing rooms. When they least expect it take them by surprise and bang as many as you can before they run away. Wooow! But what a waste!
lol. crazy thread i have one question. Why i only find stupid guys? the the ones that i like are gay! i feel atracted by gay mens! oh noes lol anyway..thats true. lol again
My school doesn't have cheerleaders and gaining trust takes too long..i thought you were a "guru" lol...I need better tips than those...hook me up with some quick, easy methods to orgies with sexy bitches
Shazz Ask? Nah. Just do it. ingridk My advice for you is that you should catch a plane to London, jump on a train to Cambridge, get into University Arms Hotel after midnight room 128. Undress and handcuff yourself to the bed. This will obviously enlighten you spiritually and you will find answers to all your questions within your soul. DISCLAIMER: Actual experience may vary
mightyb i am almost crying laughing at your posts. Top thread man. @cylon, you are small. Your penis is almost as small as your rep bars Get more rep and it will grow @mightyb i like this girl at work. we are friends. what next?
Volvo, wiping your kid's asses, BBQs with your mother in law, arguments about who is taking a dog to the vet's and sex every half a year... Hmmm... i have a feeling i missed something out. Ohhhh... and... Spending x-mass with her family where the only person that you actually like is her little 2 year old cousin just because he can not yet speak.
now do you mean my penis is the actual size of my rep bar, like 1", or do you mean my penis is 9/11ths of the average size of a penis, like my rep bar is 9/11 full?