Mera source code Padh kar hasanaa nahi, Ise chalta dekh tum fasanaa nahi.... Main testing karataa hun Boss ki Kasam, Bina piye Whiskey, Beer ya Rum.... ------ MUSIC -------- Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein, Beche Windows humne saste mein, Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoo" Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoo Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa Bill Joy ko bol diyaa naa baba naa Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar Par development ke liye main to kachchaa hun Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa hun.... ------ MUSIC -------- (slow) Mere daddoo , likhe Software Bina use kiye , koi Hardware Meri Beti , banegi AuNTy Jab tak install , hoga NT (fast) Release ho raha hai mera Software nayaa Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiyaa Microsoft ne jab meraa H-1 kiyaa Bug Free Windows maine release kiyaa..
Bill To Pagal Hai....... Bill Deewana Hai.....* Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi, Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai, Usme Phir 'Bugs' Daalta Hain Wohi, Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,* Bill To Pagal Hai....... Bill Deewana Hai.....* Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain, Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain, Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain, Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain, * ** Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai....... Bill Deewana Hai.....* Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga, Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga, Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga, Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga. * Bill To Pagal Hai....... Bill Deewana Hai.....* Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane, Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane, Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne, Ek Wohi Na Jaane.* ** Bill To Pagal Hai....... Bill Deewana Hai.....* Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya, Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya, Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya, Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya. * ** Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.... Bill Deewana Hai.....*