Looking at the number of sex related threads this community clearly needs some expert advice. I almost had sex with a girl once... 6 years ago... so if you have any questions fire away and i am more than happy to answer them. Meanwhile some FAQ: I'm in love with the girl i once saw on the bus. What would be the best way of proposing? Build her a website and then ask her for her email and email her with the link. What do breasts feel like? They feel like bags of sand. Do girls like sex? No How can i tell if a girl wants to go out with me? Wait for her to ask you out. If she does, then she likes you. If she does not then she thinks you are ugly, fat and arrogant. I want to have sex with a man. Am i gay? No, as long as you don't make eye contact it does not count. Why are you so good with women Mightyb? I wear a cool shirt with dragons and my alexa rank i have designed myself and im also quite good at overclocking GFX cards.
You advice will help many and I thank you for helping the community. What is you advice for dp members that are in love with a moderator?
bogart At the moment you look like any other member. You need to stand out from the crowd. Try getting a few infractions. And then complain to her about them. You can also PM a friend and ask him to PM the moderator and tell her she has a secret stalker. Good luck! Glad you like it guys.
LOL... one of the funniest threads I ve seen ! funnier than the "unlimited domains" thread, and the threads where scammers get busted! Repped for making me and my friends laugh
Dear Mightyb, I am a girl/woman and... I like sex ... am I a freak? My breasts don't feel like bags of sand ... am I deformed? I did not propose to my husband using a website ... am I technologically challenged? I made eye contact with a gay man I wanted to have sex with ... does that mean I'm gay? What is wrong with me?! What can be done to help me?! I know I'm not *normal*, but am I better for these abnormalities, or worse? Can you help me mightyb? Anxiously awaiting your advice... Night O ... er... Jane D Citizen
What does is mean when a guy licks my face? Is that a sign that he likes me? How do you feel about porn, mightyb? How much time do you spend in sex forums, mightyb? Would you want a girlfriend who is just normal or a model who wants sex all the time?