Help .. need excuse to leave work early

I just don't want to work today. I have already finished my stuff so i pretty much are going to sit around browsing DP all day..so why not leave early..

so what should i tell my boss so she will let me go early?

 

Call in sick, just tell him you have diarrhea

 

Run up and downstairs a couple of times until your hot...Then just say you have fever and headache and you have to go home.

 

"I need to go to my house, because when i left this morning there was a guy stood on my lawn and he would't go away, and he said "if you dont come home before (insert time)im gunna rob and burn your house"......I'm sorry boss but i know when to take the message."

 

Quit and live ....

 

Msg a friend and tell them to call you at work. Act concerned on the phone (make sure your boss can hear your side of the conversation). Say: "what!", "Oh my god!" "when did it happen?", "I'll try and get there as soon as possible" etc as often as possible. Tell your boss you have a "family issue" and make sure you have a concerned or worried look on your face. They usually won't pry for more info on personal issues unless you make this excuse often.

 

Chew toothpaste and pretend to have rabies.

 

Call at your firm and tell them you have a family problem...an urgent one

 

King Gomez, that is hilarious

Have you tried it?

 

Tell the boss you are have a severe headache and need to go home.

 

Tried a variation of it when i was at college, was for not doing my homework, lecturer thought it was funny and gave me longer lol

 

King every time i read that i laugh. Its funny yet very very plausible. If someone told me that i'd be in too much shock to doubt it...

 

Tell them you're coughing alot and got a cold and that you don't want to spread germs.

 

Tell your boss that you have some problems at home and call your gf / wife to ring back to office just to confirm this one

 

Poor a cup of steaming hot coffee, put this on your desk.
Get up and run out of the building. The coffee will continue to steam for 15 minutes. Thus, the boss thinks you are still at work for atleast 15 minutes. Then he'll forget about you and voila... Your already home!

 

Get up quickly holding your stomach. Run to the bathroom. Stay there for like 5 minutes. Come out spraying freshener. Tell you boss you have explosive diarrhea or projectile vomiting. Either one will usually work.

 

Wait a minute. You are getting paid to goof off on DP and you want to leave??? Can I have your job?

 

I will you a job

 

Tell him you were still drunk for last night and now you have a blinding headache and cannot see anything.
or
Tell him you have jury duty in the afternoon and have to leave early

 

well you could just grab your phone and say "what?" "oh god!" "please no" and run out of the office.
and rush through front door.

Then you'll get another day to think over good excuse for why you left early