Will Nintendo ever get laid?

I smoke and drink since age 15, but if I had a contract that I wouldn´t get laid til I turn 80, I´d make sure I´d stay alive til then

 

The best way attract a women is to have a steady check and no liquor on your breath.

 

And the liquor is optional, depending on the girl.

 

I'll say option number 4 happens to him

 

Lol,, your the Second one to bump this old thread (dont worry i was the first one) , anyways! Funny Thread here

 

Ninno, where are you?

 

i know i havent seen him around in a while

 

Believe me, if the rules were not so tight about having a unique thread to win the $600, I would duplicate that thread over here http://www.websiteguru.com/index.php/topic,100.msg645.html#new

 

Has he found someone yet?

 

If he wins the 600 bucks and flies to Costa Rica with it, I hook him up with a hot girl. I hope that age 30 being a virgin he still would know what to do with her.

 

maybe he got laid, and had a heart attack. he couldn't believe it either!!

 

My fortune teller told me that would be the way I go one day.

Isn´t there some girl here who would volunteer to break Ninno in?

 

that would be the best way to go. omg. i hope i die that way.


I'm a girl... I would do him, if he was as hot as you Mike.

 

I nominate ViciousSummer

 

Dude, she is a personal friend, it has to be some chick I don´t like.

 

I see how it is...good policy

 

Never piss off your female friends, or you´re toast

 

thats fu!$#ng hilarious, that just made my day

 

You need to start Nintendo out slow with playing video games online with someone of the opposite sex

 

Can you get a plane ticket to CR for $600?

I thought Colleen had already volunteered!