Win A Domain for Being Creative... Your Best One Liners ;)

My second contest
Basically, I'm looking for the most creative catchline, or one liner, and for the one I deem to be the best (you can enter as many times as you like, one post per entry) , I will be giving away windowsproblems.org or dns12.info ; both of which are at GoDaddy.
I'll shut the contest after I've had a good number of entries, and the best will be PM'd for their choice of domain

It doesn't even have to be your one liner, you could copy it if you like, but only if you think it's really really awesome

Post here as an entry

George

 

"Count the sheep until you die of boredom"

Hows that?

 

My professor is always strict when it comes to deadline, its like

"When you crossed the line, You're DEAD!"

Hope you like it..

 

A day without sunlight is like night.

 

If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em

 

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

 

"Today is the tomorrow we were thinking about yeserday"

How bout that :]

 

Mine:

Love more to laugh more.

 

*laughs*
Awesome, any more?

 

43% of all statistics are worthless

 

That's awesome
I think that's the best so far, will close after 50 entries, I think..

 

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."

 

To err is humon.

 

Cantaloupe must have big wedding.

 

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers

Devil couldn't be everywhere, so he created women

 

2 hours of trial and error saves 15 minutes of manual reading

 

One like this...

Did you know 78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Or you could drop the Did you know.

 

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

Haha good one josh

 

Take my advice, i don't use it anyway