$20+ by the end of today

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  1. #1
    How can I make at least $20 by the end of today?
     
    almondj, Jan 26, 2008 IP
  2. marketjunction

    marketjunction Well-Known Member

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    1. Go mow some lawns.

    2. Bet $20 and hope to win $20 back.

    3. Offer your services in the services forum.

    4. See if McDonalds will put you to work for one day.

    5. Create something of use and sell it.

    6. Ask grandma for 20 bucks.
     
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    Game Producer Well-Known Member

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    7. Beg

    8. Loan

    9. Ask mom

    10. Sell your signature for $20 (for one year and somebody will get it)
     
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  4. almondj

    almondj Peon

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    I'll try the sig thing.
     
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  5. Perry Rose

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    #5
    Go donate plasma.
     
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  6. zeekstern

    zeekstern Active Member

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    11. Give me $50 and I will give you $20 :))

    Hurry, the end of the day is almost up...
     
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  7. Perry Rose

    Perry Rose Peon

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    #7
    lol

    I love it.

    Sarcastic, funny posts makes a thread like this worth reading.
     
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  8. activebiz

    activebiz Banned

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    Go to the wank tank... they pay you about $50 per visit :)
     
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    Get married, divorce your wife recieving 50% of everything. :)
     
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    marketjunction Well-Known Member

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    12. Go knocking on doors offering to wash cars for $5. Do 4 and you're done.

    13. Get a pay day loan. Sure, you'll owe $5,000 for that $20, but problem for today is solved.

    14. Go caroling loudly in front of someone house. Offer to stop for $5. Four homes and you're done.

    15. Hit the local college and look for ads posted about medical studies that pay for participating.

    16. Check what the local rate is for recycling aluminum. Hit the local trash cans and start collecting.

    17. Stand on a busy corner and ask for spare change.

    18. Be a prostitute for a day.
     
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    Make money overnight! Work in the night shift...
     
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    Arkserver Banned

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    19. rob your local bank and steal $21

    Thread like these make me smile. :)
     
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  13. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    Buy a brown wig, a Jessica Alba facemask, and open a kissing booth outside your house charging $1 a kiss

    (You'll be down initially but you'll break even in no time, I know from experience)
     
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    thsadmin Notable Member

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    #14
    Go sell a site that you don't own in BST section, see if someone buys it for $20, make it very attractive and appealing, like MySpace or Youtube - it's done plenty of times per day.
     
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    Complete some free offers for me.
     
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    marketjunction Well-Known Member

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    Be careful though.

    There was this really dumb criminal that provides a lesson.

    He approached the clerk and asked for change for a $20. When the clerk opened the register, he pointed a gun and asked for the cash.

    He only made a few bucks and the register was bone dry. But wait! Dumb dumb left his original $20 on the counter, so he ended up losing money. ;)

    Tough Guy: "So, what are you in for?"

    Idiot Thief: "I robbed a 7-11 and lost $13.74."

    Tough Guy, with a smile: "Guess what you'll be doing tonight . . ."
     
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    LOL. I liked that job at the end.
     
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    #18
    - Sell your body on the street (then figure out how to get $18 more dollars...lol)

    - Go to the sperm bank. Have a tug-of-war with cyclops.

    - Help a little old lady cross the street (note: must have Gucci handbag...the old lady...not you)

    - Write 3 or 4 articles for AssociatedContent.com

    - Go to voxantnewsroom.com and get paid per impression (I do a great 'Kermit the Frog' by the way)

    - Read this free e-book for nooB's and make $15, then only 5 more to go...

    http://rapidshare.com/files/86933938/BigBlogBucks.pdf.html

    (copy and paste since I don't have enough posts for this link to be live and in technicolor)

    - Go join "Columbia House" and get 20 DVD's for a penny. Then go to your local DVD rental place and sell them your used DVD's.

    Good luck!
     
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  19. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    Ah, one just came to mind.

    I'll give you $20 today, if you give me $100 tomorrow! k we shake hands it's a deal
     
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  20. idisapear

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    #20
    1. Mow Lawns
    2. Continue selling ur sig.
    3. Sell an Item in your house that sombody would buy for 20$
    4. Get a job if your old enough.
     
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