P&R section is so bitter lately, humor is almost gone.. Whenever I look at threads I find similar stuffs. Ron Paul rocks/sucks, USA rocks/sucks, USA economy rocks/sucks, Islam rocks/sucks. I thought I should bring some laughter.. So here I am making a political jokes thread. Whenever you get a hot head after that heated argument, come to this thread and have a bit of laugh.. Do share your political jokes, and guys keep in mind these only are jokes. My joke: George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?†The barman says, “Yep, that`s them.†So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?†Bush says, “We`re planning World War IIIâ€. And the guy says, “Really? What`s going to happen?†Bush says, “Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde. The guy exclaimed, “Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?†Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!â€
Bush Presidential Library There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for: The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits. The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction. The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it. The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours. The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one. The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two). To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them. When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
Saint George President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings. His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000 contribution to your church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint." The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The Church is desperate for funding - I'll do it." Bush showed up for the sermon, and the Bishop began: "I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President who is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people. He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth. He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than we've had since the Depression. He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 trillion Dollars. Gas prices are up 85%, which the people of America cannot afford with low minimum wages, part time jobs, no health insurance, and outsourcing. Vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks. He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known, but compared to Dick Cheney............George W. Bush is a saint." ===================================================================================== George Bush and Sex Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton. However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up. ====================================================================================== Iraq vs. Vietnam Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.