How To Marry A Webmaster

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bohol, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. #1
    If the website developer or systems administrator or computer geek is a lady, how will you win her heart?

    Any tips?
     
    Bohol, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  2. terminator69

    terminator69 Notable Member

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    #2
    You offer her a free month of hosting.
     
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  3. zacdavis

    zacdavis Well-Known Member

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    #3
    I could think of many things that would not be appropriate to post here :p Buy her the Asus eeePC :) You're probably going to have to be into this stuff as well.
     
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  4. ahuddy

    ahuddy Peon

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    #4
    Tell her "Can I login and get a feel for the control panel"
     
    ahuddy, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  5. andheresjohnny

    andheresjohnny Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Whisper 1011010110011101 into her ear.

    Works every time.
     
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  6. Bohol

    Bohol Peon

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    Ahuddy, what version and theme of cPanel? :D
     
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    joebert Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Doesn't matter what they do, making them laugh works with all of them.
     
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  8. Bohol

    Bohol Peon

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    #8
    Barbara Bush married George Bush because "he made me laugh."
     
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  9. joebert

    joebert Well-Known Member

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    Monkey faces are hard to resist !
     
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  10. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #10
    What does that mean?? :confused:
     
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  11. Bohol

    Bohol Peon

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    #11
    1010101010 is a proxy IP address. :)
     
    Bohol, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  12. lalitnagrath

    lalitnagrath Banned

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    #12
    buy her gOOgle

    lol
     
    lalitnagrath, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  13. genkied

    genkied Active Member

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    #13
    it is a binary code buddy :D

    or you should

    011010010010000001101100011011110111011001100101001000000111100
    1011011110111010100100000011100110110111100100000011011010111010
    1011000110110100000100000011000010110111001100100001000000110100
    10010000001110111011011110111010101101100011001000010000001
    10110001101001011010110110010100100000011101000110111100100
    0000110110101100001011100100111001001111001001000000111100
    1011011110111010100100001


    which means


    i love you so much and i would like to marry you!
     
    genkied, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  14. Bohol

    Bohol Peon

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    #14
    No, buy her noodle. :)
     
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  15. mobinames

    mobinames Guest

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    #15
    Genkied is the only one on the right track here lol. Speaking as a female webmaster and former IT staff, (already married, sorry boys), start with this:

    - Bring her Chinese food with chopsticks and cloth napkins when she has to work late (which will be often)
    - Instant message her a lot, let her know you are thinking of her
    - For Valentine's Day, no geek presents - real flowers and chocolate
    - For fun, geek presents; unfortunately the ever-popular html <head></head> sterling silver earrings are sold out everywhere. Thinkgeek.com has some great t-shirts, though, like "no I will not fix your computer" and "#!/usr/bin/girl" in silver glitter
    - Invite her over to watch Star Trek and Star Wars movies

    Remember, she's a lady first and a webmaster second.

    Good luck and let me know how it goes. :)
     
    mobinames, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  16. LeoSeo

    LeoSeo Well-Known Member

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    Right, I'm sure the cliches of her area will be very surprising. :rolleyes:
     
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    micksss Notable Member

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    #17
    Buy her an, "Any Key" for her keyboard :)
     
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  18. Bohol

    Bohol Peon

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    #18
    How about giving her an SEO book?
     
    Bohol, Jan 18, 2008 IP
  19. mobinames

    mobinames Guest

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    #19
    If she needs one, sure. It might not be enough to let her know you are interested, though.
     
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  20. cyber-world

    cyber-world Well-Known Member

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    #20
    you must be SEO Completely think of Keywords in you and description
    and your page rank shoud be high =))

    lol
     
    cyber-world, Jan 18, 2008 IP