It's the first day of classes. You're nonchalantly sitting inside the air-conditioned classroom and waiting for the teacher to arrive. You're stunningly drop dead gorgeous crush then entered the classroom, sat a couple of seats in front of you, and you can't help but stare. Then, it happens. Suddenly. Something sinister erupted from where your crush was sitting. It's not only hilariously-sounding, it's also uncannily familiar. All-consuming stench follows. Yes, your crush unashamedly farted. What would you do? How would you react? How do you normally respond when someone farts? Kindly share your bizarre encounters.
Depends what anyone else would do. I would probably just act as if it never happened and just look like i'm in a daze. It would probably be humiliating if everone took notice and you started laughing too. end the crush right there.
I'm told that even the Queen farts. It's natural and as long as you don't wave your smelly ass in someone's face it's acceptable to say excuse me or just ignore it. My strategy is to rock on the chair and squeeze it out slowly and rythmically as the chair rocks.
First of all you have an over active imagination. LMAO. Second of all I would try and keep a straight face. Now as for me farting. I ain't got no shame. I get a kick out of doing it in Wal Mart particularly.
If a girl farts i find it very discussed If a guy fart well it's not thath bad but not good either it;s unpolate
You're in an elevator, in the very middle, with about 20 other people cramed in it. Right when the door shuts, you let out a massivly LOUDE and STINKY fart!!!! What would you do, if you were the farter...or some one else!!!! er, is this National fart day!!!!!!! Fart threads are all over da place!!!!
Lol nintendo, If I was the farter I'd pin it on someone else randomly Also, if I really, really, liked the girl, then I'd take the fall for it and say it was me (if there was even a teeny little chance people would believe me)
Yes they do, you just said they dont but when they do, well when a women is about to, go kneel down and find out
Looks like I'll run like these two guys in the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oAjBwteHo Hilarious but ridiculous!