What to do when women fart?

Wow...that's a problem. At least she seems to be comfortable with you. Do you fart around her? If not, I might address this situation as a problem. Like it's funny as hell, but if you are seriously disgusted...that's not cool. If/when you do address it, she will probably laugh it off...that is when it's time for retaliation. Eat lots of broccoli!

 

this thread is unique....

No girls here giving their opinion?

 

you fart too..... and say thanx, for giving me the chance to loose my airbag.

 

Three threads on farts today. There must be something in the air.

 

I'm seeing lots of girls posting opinions here... And these are just the ones that I know are girls... Sorry if I left anyone out....

 

Ask her if she can do better and louder, and then she'll run out of gas and you out of fresh air

 

I don't think its a big deal at all, if im gonna fart she can fart twice as much, most likely we will laugh about it but its perfectly fine with me. But in the same sense if she isn't respectful, like she farts in front of people while eating or something then its a problem lol.

 

I think it is funny, especially if they try to cover it up or are embarrassed.

 

Thanks for pointing that out!!! Why does everyone automatically think I'm a dude!?! What kinda gay name is "waxingpoetic" for a guy? And I'm a lesbian, so I'm allowed to say "gay".

Sorry for the off-topic post.

 

I think since the overwhelming majority of the members are guys, everyone just assumes that everyone is a guy. People still thought I was a guy even when my current profile pic was my avatar...

 

Some assume we are robots or goat herders too!

 

Like this thread? Then Digg It..

 

come on guys, digg this thread

 

What a thread. Everyone farts and doesn't matter if you're a male or a female. So the title of this thread should be "What to do when people fart?"

The answer, understand that it's natural and move on. Some people can't make it to the bathroom to fart or go to a secluded area where nobody is around to smell it. Hey fart where you want. haha. The air is polluted with smoke (weed, cigars, the stuff that comes out of vehicles) and all kinds of stinky stuff anyway. So who'd really be able to tell the difference?! LOL.

 

breathe through your mouth

 

it can't b imagined also if one come across such situation ... women (or man) fart in a hotel while dinner with frds or family. ... lolzz

 

I knew you were female waxing just like I knew the rest. All they have to do is wake and take a look at the writing style. Males and females have different felicities of style when it comes to writing.

As for the farting thing let it go. Some people are way to sensitive anymore. Everyone had bodily functions as long as they are human. Guess this lets Col out. No reason to go nuts about them accept them as a part of life and move on.

If you do not like it talk to her and explain where you are coming from. Personally if they do not stick their butts in my face it does not bother me much. Then again I am Troll and maybe do not see it as you do.

Shawn

 

I don't understand anything. Is there something strange about that? Ya got nothing to do.

As from some people saying people should just say sorry, just don't. "Oh, sorry, I'm a living creature. I know, its digusting."

If I can help you get more confused, next time you see your girlfriend, imagine the bones, muscles and organs inside, with all the blood vessels, the fat under skin and all. Nice isn't it?

Thats a part we tend to forget by being human. We bases our opinions and thoughts on what we see more often then not.

Humans would be as digusting as strange aliens if it was not for skin. And guess what, its just stupid skin.

That remembers me people saying what is important is how people are inside, not outside. False. 10x more disgusting. And thoughts are not inside. Actually, thoughts aren't something at all, its a abstract concept, a word assigned to a fictive thing that is in fact electrical current in your brain. And see, you like your girlfriend because of the natural drugs in your brain. Ain't that cool?

As the incarnation of abstraction (Long story, starting with my friends declaring I must be the reincarnation of abstraction and its concepts, because...), I know these kind of silly (but powerful) concepts that are your thoughts, your love and other emotions.

And I can tell you something. Those things are insignifiant and simple. Not something you should even worry about. It might be strange to you, but don't worry, things are like that. Just enjoy life as it is.

Hope ya feel better now and you'll feel less uncomfortable.

And don't forget, natural drugs are 100% safe for your health, fun, and most of all, legal.

Take natural drugs. Now!

Namjies

 

Videotape it an put it on youtube. There is a large following of people who like girl-fart videos.


http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GirIFarts

 

I always have a mask with me...