Before and after the marriage

Before the marriage:


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?


Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

hehe

 

I think you took out the words from many husbands mouth through this really humorous.
keep on posting like this one.

 

I guess that is what husbands will say if they are in an unhappy relationship, but this is presented in a humorous way

 

LOL. That's really good. There is a common saying about WIFE - Worry is Invited For Ever. Of course, my wife is not there when I posted this reply

 

I like the way the joke was done with the before and after, very nice.

 

That is cute but quite sad at the same time...

 

so good, so hilarious indeed...but sad on the other side...

 

hahahaha.LOL.

One of my friend sent me this over text, few months before.
But it's still amusing to read it!

 

Yeah I have read this before here at DP I just can't recall when was that..
anyway that was a funny one

 

LOL .....This is what precisely happens after marriage

 

I haven't read this before. Is it really that bad, marriage?

 

Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - Twice a night.
After - Twice a month.

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.

Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.

Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before - Don't Stop.
After - Don't Start.

Before - The Sound of Music.
After - The Sound of Silence.

Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before - Wheel of Fortune.
After - Jeopardy.

Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's a nightmare.

Before - $60/dozen.
After - $1.50/stem.

Before - Turbocharged.
After - Needs a jump-start

Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Victoria's Secret.
After - Fruit of the Loom.

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Ball and chain.

Before - Idol.
After - Idle.

Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?

Before - When together, time stands still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.

Before - Croissant and cappuccino.
After - Bagels and instant coffee.

Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.

After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Before - Romeo and Juliet.
After - Bill and Hillary..

 

Ha ha,nice one,did u write urself?

 

Nice one! hahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa
even mistoovrool's post was really gooooooodddd.
lol!!!!!!

 

Very funny, BUT
Thats the fact.

 

ya i had write according my experience.

 

Haha... thats a great one, and the best part, it can work in any language...

 

LOL LOL LOL
I like your joke! It is the funniest smart joke in DP for me so far.
I will send a copy of it to my girl's email.
Thanks for sharing, mate!

 

Superb Joke. I have sent this link to at least 30 of my friends...

 

very nice
I had got in my orkut scrap
very funny and true