What is the best excuse if I'm late for work

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  1. Chr1ssst0pher

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    #61
    Isn't it Sunday today? -- and make really surprised face)))
     
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    #62
    Underhand, but just use the old "My X died last night" :-P
     
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    #63
    This ties in with the adage "Tell the truth and you'll never have to remember anything."

    When I was working, I commuted by rail. If the train was late, I had a built in excuse. The department manager rode the same train.
     
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    #64
    Hmmm, I would have to say your girlfriend wasn't satisfied with a quickie :]
     
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    #65
    Lol. Might work for a female boss.....not so sure with the male boss.
     
    worldman, Dec 18, 2007 IP
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    #66
    Attacked by trolls and had to fight them off with your briefcase. That way you have dual reason one for being late and the other for not getting work done.

    Shawn
     
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    I couldn't stop myself from clicking one more time on StumbleUpon
     
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    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #68
    If you are a woman and your boss is a man...
    Tell them you have woman issues.
    They usually do not ask any more questions.:)
     
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #69
    There can be traffic jams on the train line. For example, when there's a signal failure, which happens often.
     
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    #70
    That is so true. I remember the good old days in California commuting to work via the Metrolink IE OC line and how there were occasional problems such as signal failures, dispatching errors, and mechanical breakdowns.
     
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    #71
    I forgotten how to drive a car?
     
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    #72
    I am the BOSS, need not to give any excuses to anyone :D
     
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    #73
    "I went to get petrol, but I had to pay it all in 5 cent coins, as 5 cents was all I had."
     
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    #74
    You must have forgotten about your those under you who sometimes do hold more power than you.:D
     
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    #75

    This is tooooo true!!! I love it! Good one Rebecca!
     
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    #76
    I always use my beater car as an excuse.
     
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    #77
    Usually if i oversleep or im running late, i will just call the day off, i hate to be late, but than i need an even better excuse as to why i cant come in at all. Normally "The car has broken down" works, and i always say i will try to make it in but i never do. I know im a sad excuse for an employee.
     
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    #78
    The best excuse is that you got stuck in traffic because there was a 1 mile long train that was going 2 mph.


    John
     
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    #79
    Just say you had a horrible diarrea... He won't ask more LOL
     
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    #80
    I had to clean my golf clubs. If your boss is a man, he will understand.
     
    maat55, Dec 20, 2007 IP