That's possibly the best combination of posts I've seen, hilarious stuff! Anyway yeah, 2 million in two years is obviously gonna be tough, if you're looking to do it online you're gonna have to start some hugely successful site. And tbh, if I knew how to do it, I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone
Why do you need two million in 2 years? Are you in trouble with the law or planning on buying a bride? As others have said, if we knew we probably wouldn't share. Best way to do it. Work your butt off and spend less than you make.
Work hard. Find a good online business that you can do, and work at it. =) 2million in 2 years is a little high, but 1 million in 2 years is completely reasonable... if you're willing to work for it.
You can create a new facebook (Skype, YouTube etc.) etc site and then sell shares to Microsoft, Google etc. I think it's not late yet to invent something for web 2.0
Sell a few organs on the black market You only really need 1 kidney afterall, and they go for $100,000+ Or sell your left arm to a rich amputee
Run in front of a car...Make sure you only get a little hurt (you know, not dead), and sue the crap out of them!
Start a site and work on all day, 6 days of the week, for 1 year. The next year market it all day, 6 days of the week, for 1 year. At the end of the year, the site will be making $2 million. [Fine Print: I hold no guarentee!]
It kind of silly question. I think the best person who can provide the best answer for this question is Warren Buffett. I think he did share his advice and secrets. Just google around and you will find the answer.