Hilarious Joke (FOR SOME)

Man, I got to tell you, this joke made my day. You have to read it out loud, and if you laugh congratulations and if you don't, sorry for wasting your time.


The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old USA today...

Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... don't think so.'

RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

RoomService: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

RoomService: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... jus t put the butter on the side.'

RoomService: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

 

I was expecting something funny at the end.

 

Sorry that's it. But to make it better for you, Room Service person dies.

 

Lol, you made me laugh. Shows how bad my humor is...

 

Not so good

 

I unlol'd myself.

 

not even a chuckle.
disappointed.

 

Oh dear..well I laughed....lol

 

Sorry mate, no laughter here

Here's another accent joke for y'all...

Teehee!

 

I'm disappointed. Thought there was a punchline but no, the joke was just taking the piss out of the French.

 

hey nice jokes...

 

that one at least made me smile , pity bout the op one

 

haha, this one is better

 

hey both makes me laugh

 

First joke was horrible, if you can call it that. The Luigi one was good.

 

funny throughout, but it lead to nothing, needed a good funny ending

 

me too! haha, the best part was the extra post

 

I am really sorry for disappointing you guys. What I am trying to say is that this is funny because if you read it out loud, you just laugh.