You might not get some of these but some are still good anyway ... fyi ... Bloemfontein = Small City in South Africa, surrounded by mostly a farming community Bakkie = Pickup/Van Braai = barbeque KFC = Kentucky Friend Chicken Checkers = Supermarket Chain Log On - Make the braai hotter Log Off - The braai is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys Window - What you shut when it's cold Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season Byte - What mosquitoes do Bit - What mosquitoes did Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do Chip - A bar snack Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem - What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix - Old Jan Matrix's wife Laptop - Where the cat sleeps Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe - What holds the shed up Web - What spiders make Web Site - The shed or under the verandah Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go Upgrade - A steep hill Server - The person at the pub that brings out the lunch Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network - When you have to repair your fishing net Internet - Complicated fish net repair method Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net Online - When you get the laundry hung out Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.
Isn't that part of the municipality of Helderberg? No figures of the number of inhabitants at the moment.