The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Net

The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1. You took the time to find, read and reply to this thread

 

If your hard drive crashes, then your ISP has nothin to do with it.

 

I'm guilty of 10 & 3...

 

just #7 for me

 

I'll admit to numbers 10, 7, 4, and 1.

 

Lol #3 and #7 for me as well. Making smileys is addicting

 

so this was written in 1997 right?

 

lol i bet 90% of dp is addicted..

edited #1 thanks dubz

 

Sign #1. You took the time to find, read and reply to this thread

 

Good oen Dubz im changing #1 to that

 

LoL #1 only

 

Uh oh... 10 and 1 for me

 

If the first thing you do when you wake up is go online.

 

These would deserve to be n° 2 & 1, the most extreme IMO:

 

Those don't actually mean you are addicted they just mean that you made stupid decisions. Addicted means your reading this right now and have been all day at work now all night on Friday then all day saturday into the wee hours of sunday then rage on sunday followed by a long week of 9-5 online and afterwork. haha this whole forum is for internet addicts and there are so many people with so many posts you gotta be dedicated to dive in there and make a claim. This place is like WOW / whatever real world character game or something but free; a mud style adventure about webmastering.

 

7 and 1, I don't write snail mail anymore.

 

i do this!!! lol

OMG i love the idea!! * runs to the tatoo shop*

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Eudora is a cool name for girls!

i cant turn my modem of,icant do this with my own son!

HAHAHAHAH

yeah yeah!

 

decent list but somewhat outdated ...

 

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
-Do that frequently


9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
- uhm no chance

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
- hell no
7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
-Yes my Computer is on 24/7 i like the BUZZZ noise

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
- Nope
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
-wtf?
4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
-I laugh at people with 800x600 CTR monitors..and Dail up

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
-Lol, I did that before.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.
-Whatever you say!
1. You took the time to find, read and reply to this thread

 

There is only one sign to confirm that you are addicted to net, that is:

You are a member of DigitalPoint forum.