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Beautiful wife? or clean house?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by buffalo, Oct 30, 2007.

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Which do you chose?

  1. Beautiful wife

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  2. Clean house

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  1. #1
    Option 1 - You have the most gorgeous wife you could ever imagine. She absolutely adores you. She is willing to experiment in the bedroom and she fulfills all of your wildest fantasies. BUT, she is a terrible housekeeper. There are always moldy, dirty dishes in the sink, the laundry is never done, she doesn't pick up the living room, and the toilets are disgusting. And she's a terrible cook.

    Option 2 - The house is sparkling clean and tastefully decorated. All of your laundry is ironed and hung up or folded and put in the drawers. She is a gourmet cook and loves to cook for you and all your friends even without advance notice. BUT, her looks are merely average. Sex happens, but maybe once a week at best, and it is also just average - nothing spectacular.

    Okay guys, which option do you chose? And why?
     
    buffalo, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  2. ferret77

    ferret77 Heretic

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    #2
    option1 - because good sex is about 1000 times more important then a clean house
     
    ferret77, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  3. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #3
    Yeah, but we are talking about a really messy house! You would never want to invite your friends over to watch a game...
     
    buffalo, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  4. rajesh

    rajesh Well-Known Member

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    #4
    House ka kya achar dalunga!!! :)
     
    rajesh, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  5. gr8liverpoolfan

    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    #5
    I might choose option 2. Some might view me as being mad ;), but I for one, do not want the frequent quarrels that would arise because of the house being dirty, and the d word might come up soon.

    Or the best option would be to keep option 1, and hire the lady in option 2 to take care of the house :p
     
    gr8liverpoolfan, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  6. reztar

    reztar Peon

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    #6
    just voted option 1
     
    reztar, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  7. Jarodboy

    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    #7
    Option 1 and hire a housekeeper to do what my wife didn't ;)
     
    Jarodboy, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  8. gsv13

    gsv13 Well-Known Member

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    #8
    I chose option 2 ................ beautiful or not wife are always to run away from :D
     
    gsv13, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  9. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #9
    oh man I wish I could change my choice. I went with my immeadiate reaction without reading the description. Afterwards I'd rather have the clean house, because I can always have sex with other women. Although I could have a maid clean the house. I guess I stick with my hot wife choice afterall.
     
    Cylon, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  10. ForgottenCreature

    ForgottenCreature Notable Member

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    Option 1 because I'd clean my house myself - and then teach her how to clean.
     
    ForgottenCreature, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  11. Shinoda.Mike

    Shinoda.Mike Peon

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    #11
    An average wife, if beautiful from the inside and a good housekeeper at the same time is definitely more than a hot wife who rocks my nights.
     
    Shinoda.Mike, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  12. baumann93

    baumann93 Peon

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    #12
    I chose Option 1 PLUS mominlaw coming once a week and taking care of laundry, cleaning and other stuff.
     
    baumann93, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  13. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #13
    option 1 is good, but unless you are rich or super handsome, it is not easy...

    i choose option 2
     
    ahkip, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  14. baumann93

    baumann93 Peon

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    #14
    so, there was a trick in the question... no one mentioned that she would be looking for handsome or rich guys !!!!
     
    baumann93, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  15. Im The ONE

    Im The ONE Peon

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    #15
    Option 1.
    A servant can always be hired to clean the mess,
    we pay 15$/month to our maid servant to wash clothes and clean the house ;)
     
    Im The ONE, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  16. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #16
    Depends on what you mean by average looking :p
     
    dcristo, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  17. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #17
    also i wouldn't want other guy checking out my wife, so option 2;)
     
    ahkip, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  18. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #18
    #1 hands down.

    Hire a sexy maid and then maybe cash in on the "experimentation" :D:D

    Worst case: move every 3-6 months or clean the dam shidder myself!
     
    timsdd, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  19. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    Give me option 2 any day. I couldn't live in a hovvel.
     
    CountryBoy, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  20. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #20
    That's probably the best answer this thread can get!

    Whatever YOU consider to be average looking...
     
    buffalo, Oct 30, 2007 IP