Funny thing to say to a referee

I heard that the following was said to a referee at a high school football game:

"Hey ref, I found your cell phone, you now have 8 missed calls!"

Do you know of any other good sayings?

 

This actually happened in an English Premier League game. A player went up to the referee and the conversation went like this:
Player: "If I said you were a f*cking useless twat what would you do?"
Ref: "Well I'd send you off."
Player: "What if I just thought it?"
Ref: "Well you can think what you like."
Player: "Ok, well I think you're a f*cking useless twat."

 

Funny

 

Then did the ref think to send him off?

 

I heard this at a little league game back in the day from one of the kid's dad's who protested my team mate's slide into second.

"How many times do I have to slap you before you reverse that call?"

 

No! He had the decency to laugh and said something like "Well don't think it again!"

 

"Who made you king of the world"

 

lol nice...

 

cant resist laughing ,the player had the last word

 

Hahahaha That is hilarious