i love this "we werent even trying." you was sticking ya dick in her right? wtf do you think that is?
I hope you didn't say to her what my partner said to me . 'How did that happen?' Duh! Enjoy the next couple of weeks because soon her hormones will kick in, her ankles will bloat up and she'll be asking for peanut butter and liver sandwiches at three in the morning. You might have to put up with Attila-the-Mum for a while but it will be so worth it in the end. Congratulations to you both!
great advice from a sexual health advisor huh lol my brother said to his wife, "you are? who's the father?" he woke up in hospital later that day, didn't see it coming, the clothes iron she hit him with. i like making people smile well i thought it was butt sex, oh well live and learn
You werent even trying ? hmmm... are you sure its yours ? Nice - another old guy has joined the forum JK congratZ