If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    9.5%
  2. over $500

    2.1%
  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    4.8%
  4. $5 max

    18.5%
  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    65.1%
  1. x6in6flames6x

    x6in6flames6x Peon

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    #201
    ouch dude... hahaha:D
     
    x6in6flames6x, Oct 11, 2007 IP
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #202
    Picture with Nintendo is bad!!!! Picture = Reputation get's crushed!!! Ask sitetutor!!!! Now it drives him nuts every time I post that picture!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  3. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    #203
    I wasn't asking for a photo op! Besides, I would ruin your reputation, do you see any of my photos floating around here?
     
    debunked, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  4. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #204
    Post them!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  5. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #205
    I bid $0.01.

    ROb
     
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  6. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #206
    rob you want to have sex with a man? interesting.
     
    Cylon, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  7. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #207

    I don't do anal.

    ROb
     
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  8. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #208
    then why are you bidding on another man's virginity?
     
    Cylon, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  9. janneke

    janneke Well-Known Member

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    #209
    lol same thought here. Anyway does the thread started had some serious bids?
     
    janneke, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  10. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #210
    Guys, he's trying to cover up the fact that he already bid "over $500", and was the first one to bid actual money. :p

    (look at the poll results)

    Well... despite me explaining the situation, the only ones who pledged money were guys, so... no. /sigh

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  11. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #211
    this is twice he's bid on this guy. rob must really want him.
     
    Cylon, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  12. regencytimberbuildings

    regencytimberbuildings Active Member

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    #212
    If you were a woman or could disguise yourself as one and post some pics this might work.
    But women are more fussy than men about who they will have sex with. (well without beer goggles on anyway) :)
     
    regencytimberbuildings, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  13. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #213
    Not only that, he even posted a pic of himself, but with a cute chick in it, so I might not know he was a guy:

    He knew damn well no one would see him in the background there.

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  14. BobShailer

    BobShailer Peon

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    #214
    Hey folks,

    I'm new to this, but I've got an interesting perspective on this subject and I'd like to hear your views on this.

    I'm now in my twenties and am still a virgin, one of my biggest problems is that I can't stand the idea of being taken advantage of. I define taking advantage as someone with experience going with a virgin. So I can't bring myself round to being intimate with a non-virgin, because I would feel violated. This is a real problem for me, in fact I've had girls leave me over it.

    I guess what I've been looking for is a girlfriend who's also a virgin, but now because I'm running out of time, I'd be content buying a girls virginity just so I can lose mine to another virgin. Because only then would I feel free to be intimate with a girl who isn't a virgin.

    What do you think?
     
    BobShailer, Oct 24, 2007 IP
  15. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    #215
    Hi Bob, Welcome to DP..
    I think you should have started a new thread for this because i am sure you are going to receive lots of advice from virgins and non-virgins alike.
    Buying a girls virginity so as you can lose your own to a virgin is somewhat confusing to me, are you the only virgin in their 20s living in LA.. besides how intimate could you get with someone you are paying.. If its not a problem why not get someone to pay you.
    You try and do what Michael has done here but stipulate only virgins need apply..

    Please bear in mind that over 65% of people that replied to this thread would rather sleep with nintendo and that the majority of those are male.. :eek::eek:
    Maybe the buying a girls virginity option is not such a bad idea..
     
    uglyboy, Oct 25, 2007 IP
  16. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #216
    There's no such thing as running out of time!!!! Just do what wackos do...stay a virgin for life!!! Heck, there's a 30 year old virgin here!!!!! Rumor has it, there's even older virgins!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Oct 25, 2007 IP
  17. drmike

    drmike Well-Known Member

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    #217
    Well im a guy... and I don't want to take your virginity... however I am all for you using it... so if you can find a "Lady of the night" i'll pay her $100 to help ya out. Deal?
     
    drmike, Oct 25, 2007 IP
  18. drmike

    drmike Well-Known Member

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    #218
    I saw a movie one time about a 40 year old virgin, it was very inspiring to me... it gave me a swift kick in the ass to go out and start getting laid more. lol, maybe you should watch it.
     
    drmike, Oct 25, 2007 IP
  19. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #219
    Yeah. Just look at mvandemar's profile page.... Looks like he's going to be 40 in a few days!!! :eek::eek:
     
    buffalo, Oct 25, 2007 IP
  20. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #220
    Sucks to be him... ahahahahahhahahhahhahhbwahhhhhaa
     
    Mia, Oct 25, 2007 IP