If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

I'm not trying to be mean. I just think that Michael is perfectly capable of going down to the local bar and finding a woman that will be willing to take his virginity from him. I really don't need to be involved.

 

do you want me to hook you up with a transsexual dude ? he might pay you a lot

 

Ack!!!!!!!!!!!!! er, mvandemar, you are geting CRUSHED in dis poll!!! Even after these two pictures, she votes that way!!!!



miakiru, you might want to look at this....



Now that you looked all da way to da end, are you SURE you don't wanna change your vote!!!!!

 

Maybe he is a little shy.

 

All votes are final..

 

Shy people don't auction off their virginity on the internet...

 

Come on buff you know thats just bravado..

 

I don't know about that. I have seen a few shy ones say all sorts of things on the net, and then when your face to face they can't even look you in the eye. Maybe he's more of a net guy. Maybe he should be looking for a strictly net or phone "relationship" Just a thought

 

I heard on the grapevine that Buff is getting into the phone business soon, Next thing you know she will have a phone for her avatar..

 

You are funny, uglyboy! But actually, you poor guys are stuck with my current avatar for yet another month. He told me in a PM that he didn't want me to use the phone - he wanted me to keep my current avatar.

 

Whats the story that's two months on the trot that people have paid you to keep you own face as your avatar. I wonder if anyone will pay me to do that..

 

Holy shit, Nintendo. You live in Oregon?

 

You have just got to deal with his "kinkiness" But It's meant to be..

 

With a face like yours, he's already moved

To Oregon that is!

 

whats wrong with Oregon

 

LOL this thread it brilliant!

go Amsterdam .
I think its supposed to be the other way around you pay others, or just go and chat someone up.

 

Amsterdam Red Light District ?

 

I live in Oregon is all.

 

lol it depends on how pretty you are and how good in bed. I mean I could say 1000 but what if the sex whas horrible?? and you cannot say if you are good or bad cause yuou are a virgin. Maybe you cannot even find the right hole lol

(this is all a joke and not meant personally)


No honest I wouldn't pay someone. and I think you shouldn't accept either.

 

Oh, not taken personally at all. Hell you're the first actual female to say she would pay $1,000. Not gonna hold that against ya!

As to the horrible sex.... mmm... well, you're right, would be hard to guarantee that... but what if the price included not only the virginity taking, but if I turn out not to be a natural, repeat "lesson" encounters till I get it right, all for no extra charge? Would that work?

Ok!

-Michael