If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

I chose that I'd rather sleep with Nintendo, only because I'd expect someone to pay ME to take their virginity.

 

a) Nintendo wouldn't pay you.
b) How much? And would there be some kind of quality based money back guarantee?

-Michael

 

But I wouldn't be paying Nintendo, either.

And yes, there would be a money back guarantee, but I wouldn't put it in writing only because I'm a rip-off whore like that.

 

What's the going rate for that kind of service..

I heard talk of a "Get Nintendo Laid Fund"..





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I can't be arsed reading through all these mindless posts but have a question for mvandemar.

Have you lost your cherry yet?

 

About $1,500. More if you want me to get kinky.

 

I'm still holding out for a high bid, or Buffy to hit the $5 mark.

Bwahahahaha!

Kids these days. No idea of what actual market value is.

-Michael

 

For someone as insanely awesome as myself? I'm doing YOU a favor.

 

Is that like an hourly rate and what do you define as kinky..

 

lol .......

 

Anything beyond BJs and missionary position. Sitting on the lap, being on top, and being held against a wall do not qualify as kinky.

However, whips, chains, bondage, master/slave, any sort of fetish, etc. are all classified as being kinky.

 

Your 1 month n 2 days older than me ... random stat

 

Well there goes $1,500 because i believe Nintendo belongs in the kinky category

 

Keep hoping, Michael.

Thank goodness!

 

this is just disturbing

 

good lord. someone needs to suffer for this one.

 

See, now, you encouraging me not to give up hope does give me hope.

-Michael

 

Fine, then stop hoping. Either way, I'm not going to bid - ever!

 

I'd take Paypal, if that's the issue. Or we could work out some kind of low interest financing...

-Michael

 

Buffy.. Don't be so mean to poor Michael, at least make a token bid...