A Dinner with girlfriend A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us". A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
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he he he...i am also happy to see you laughing mates....here comes few more ... enjoy.... Boy : Can I touch your software? Girl : First show me your hardware.. Boy : Should I install it in your system? Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install.. Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl? Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples they have a pole and we have a hole.. Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape.. Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT.. Girl : " What do you like in me? " Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.." Girl : " what??? " Boy : " yes, your eyes.." A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir will you please remove something from my breast? " Boss: " Vow!! what's that? " She : " your eyes sir " Regards. Ashwini
Sorry everyone , I was out from DP for a while due to some personal reason.... Anyways here i come back with my jokes again : Difference between boys and girls while using ATM (Bank's cash dispenser machines) Boys: 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 2. Insert card 3. Dial code and desired amount 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip Girls: 1. Drive to the bank 2. Engine stalled 3. Check make-up in the mirror 4. Apply perfume 5. Manually check haircut 6. Park the car - failure 7. Park the car - failure 8. Park the car - Success 9. Search for the card in the handbag 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 11. Throw phone card back in handbag, 12. Look for bank card. 13. Insert Card 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag 15. Enter code 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 17. #Cancel# 18. Re-enter code 19. #Cancel# 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code 21. Enter desired amount 22. #Error# 23. Enter bigger amount 24. #Error# 25. Enter maximum amount 26. Cross fingers 27. Take cash 28. Go back to the car 29. Check make up in rear mirror 30. Look for keys in handbag 31. Start car 32. Drive 50 meters 33. STOP 34. Drive back to bank machine 35. Go out of the car 36. Take card and ticket back from machine 37. Go back to the car 38. Throw card on passenger seat 39. Throw slip on the floor 40. Check make up in rear mirror 41. Manually check haircut 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 43. BRAKE 44. Go into roundabout - right way 45. Drive 5 kilometers 46. Remove hand brake 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.